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Username: Gregoriancant
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07/19/2006 4:01 AM Alert 
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/18/2006 2:44 PM
Posted By Gregoriancant on 07/18/2006 2:11 PM
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/18/2006 2:03 PM

 I love ALL of these. I've been noticing lately your fondness for the  emoticon. Where did that come from?

So who would star in "Little Orphan Annie Get Your Gun?"
I get $$$ in the mail whenever anyone uses --including when I use it.  The Library of Congress can't seem to figure out how I was able to copyright an emoticon though.

Star of 'Little Orphan Annie Get Your Gun' would have to be Katharine herself. Though she'd probably sweat bullets under that red curly wig AND wearing a cowgirl hat on top of it. But live theatre is all about sweat anyway, isn't it?





--You make the sound 'Ka-Ching' whenever someone uses the emoticons you own. And then you go through a litigation battle when someone else claims they not only own the rights to --but they also modeled it after their own likeness. And then a staring match of  and  in the courtroom ultimately leads to victory by yours truly.

--You're doing some research in the late hours for coming up with another satirical letter to Kat on the art of touring on tour buses. Online results on potholes: Nothing that would even crack a smile. Giving an analogy to potholes and the Grand Canyon: The genesis of a possible idea...

--You can look at the time and pinpoint exactly when the live chat room will cut you off midpoint, making you reboot the computer and come back in to say 'good night.'

--You hope that Kat will eventually be on the cover of a new People Magazine: 'People 20 or 30-Something.' Of course, the regular People is only designed for those just turning 90.

--Seeing Ted Casablanca's name makes you remember to watch the movie 'Casablanca'...and remind yourself that Ted's real name is probably Ted Sjhfkjbjwfsfjbman.



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07/19/2006 4:22 AM Alert 
Posted By Gregoriancant on 07/19/2006 4:01 AM

--Seeing Ted Casablanca's name makes you remember to watch the movie 'Casablanca'...and remind yourself that Ted's real name is probably Ted Sjhfkjbjwfsfjbman.
Oh my God, he's my long-lost brother!  I'm Steve Sjhfkjbiwfsfjbman!  Oh noooooo, wait!  He's a Sjhfkjbjwfsfjbman.  My mistake

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/19/2006 11:09 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/19/2006 4:22 AM
Posted By Gregoriancant on 07/19/2006 4:01 AM

--Seeing Ted Casablanca's name makes you remember to watch the movie 'Casablanca'...and remind yourself that Ted's real name is probably Ted Sjhfkjbjwfsfjbman.
Oh my God, he's my long-lost brother!  I'm Steve Sjhfkjbiwfsfjbman!  Oh noooooo, wait!  He's a Sjhfkjbjwfsfjbman.  My mistake

--You realize that Steve will probably do extensive research online to see if the McPhee family name was originally spelled McSjhfkjbiwfsfjbman. This leads to a new bill for the California DMV keeping private information actually private.

--You head up a naval mission to find the ancient lost island of McPheevia in the Atlantic Ocean. It's been reported there's a giant female statue found at a deep location underwater that has high cheek bones.

--You read that bizarre story in the tabloids that North Korean dictator, Kim-Jong Il, actually has a marionette show presented in his private office that acts out this last season of 'AI'...yet has Kat ultimately win to make him feel better. Reports are that the high-pitched voice actor portraying Kat and her singing makes Kim-Jong giggle like a little boy.

--You go into detail in another thread explaining the Golden Ratio and how that mathematical formula of perfect beauty applies to Kat. But you keep it secret that many mathematicians pronounce the Phi formula 'Phee.'

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07/19/2006 2:25 PM Alert 
Hahahaha, you guys are so clever! I was laughing so hard at all of these latest entries.

--You call your KMF board friends by their first name initial...and start doing that to everybody else you know ("Hey, H, M, J and Y...can I talk to you minute?") (Gregorian - Hahaha, that's a good one!)

... when someone at works asks, "I wonder if she's really sick?" about an absent co-worker, and you quickly reprimand them with, "NO NEGATIVE SPECULATION, PLEASE!" (Mutt - I could totally picturing you MUTTering that one, Steve! )

...When you're resigned to the fact that you're screenname is the deciding factor of your gender (poor Nthlithawk - the girl who everyone thinks is a boy just because a predatory bird is part of her screenname!)
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07/19/2006 4:55 PM Alert 
Heehee!!

- when you're at church and the preist's sermon is about the Da Vinci Code and they start speculating and automatically you think "NO NEGATIVE SPECULLATION!" but then you remember that that only applies to KMF and then you start thinking about KMF instead of the sermon...

- when you receive a fortune cookie that says, "your ideas are worthwhile!" you think, "That's a sign that I need to post on the forums more!"

- when you are completely mesmerized by Carrie Underwood, yet you keep calling her Katharine...it's because their name start with the same sound, right?

KAT IN GLASSES!!!

*August 16, 2006 1:50 am...Mutt and I in the chat screaming our butts off...good times!!

Met Kat at the Kimmel show, February 7, 2007!
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07/19/2006 7:12 PM Alert 
Posted By Vadia on 07/19/2006 2:25 PM
Hahahaha, you guys are so clever! I was laughing so hard at all of these latest entries.

--You call your KMF board friends by their first name initial...and start doing that to everybody else you know ("Hey, H, M, J and Y...can I talk to you minute?") (Gregorian - Hahaha, that's a good one!)

... when someone at works asks, "I wonder if she's really sick?" about an absent co-worker, and you quickly reprimand them with, "NO NEGATIVE SPECULATION, PLEASE!" (Mutt - I could totally picturing you MUTTering that one, Steve! )

...When you're resigned to the fact that you're screenname is the deciding factor of your gender (poor Nthlithawk - the girl who everyone thinks is a boy just because a predatory bird is part of her screenname!)


At least someone feels my pain...

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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07/19/2006 8:36 PM Alert 
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/19/2006 7:12 PM
Posted By Vadia on 07/19/2006 2:25 PM
Hahahaha, you guys are so clever! I was laughing so hard at all of these latest entries.

--You call your KMF board friends by their first name initial...and start doing that to everybody else you know ("Hey, H, M, J and Y...can I talk to you minute?") (Gregorian - Hahaha, that's a good one!)

... when someone at works asks, "I wonder if she's really sick?" about an absent co-worker, and you quickly reprimand them with, "NO NEGATIVE SPECULATION, PLEASE!" (Mutt - I could totally picturing you MUTTering that one, Steve! )

...When you're resigned to the fact that you're screenname is the deciding factor of your gender (poor Nthlithawk - the girl who everyone thinks is a boy just because a predatory bird is part of her screenname!)


At least someone feels my pain...


I feel your pain, Jasmine.  People used to keep assuming I was a girl.  That's why I changed my screen name to Mutt808.  I used to be Kitten808.

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/19/2006 11:34 PM Alert 
...you print out this list to take with you on vacation so you can constantly be addicted!!!

KAT IN GLASSES!!!

*August 16, 2006 1:50 am...Mutt and I in the chat screaming our butts off...good times!!

Met Kat at the Kimmel show, February 7, 2007!
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07/19/2006 11:41 PM Alert 
AHhahahahahaaha..you guys are hilarious.

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07/20/2006 12:17 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/19/2006 8:36 PM
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/19/2006 7:12 PM
Posted By Vadia on 07/19/2006 2:25 PM
Hahahaha, you guys are so clever! I was laughing so hard at all of these latest entries.

--You call your KMF board friends by their first name initial...and start doing that to everybody else you know ("Hey, H, M, J and Y...can I talk to you minute?") (Gregorian - Hahaha, that's a good one!)

... when someone at works asks, "I wonder if she's really sick?" about an absent co-worker, and you quickly reprimand them with, "NO NEGATIVE SPECULATION, PLEASE!" (Mutt - I could totally picturing you MUTTering that one, Steve! )

...When you're resigned to the fact that you're screenname is the deciding factor of your gender (poor Nthlithawk - the girl who everyone thinks is a boy just because a predatory bird is part of her screenname!)


At least someone feels my pain...


I feel your pain, Jasmine.  People used to keep assuming I was a girl.  That's why I changed my screen name to Mutt808.  I used to be Kitten808.
Oh, I remember her!

For Greg...


"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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07/20/2006 12:20 AM Alert 
Here's one.

When you're going through a grocery store, and hear "I have Nothing" being sung by Whitney Houston, and say to yourself. "Kat...that wasn't very good". -_^
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07/20/2006 12:34 AM Alert 

...when you sit your laptop next to your desktop so you don't miss a word in live chat while you scan your picture for Laurie's project.


...when you miss seeing Kat so much that you put on a yellow dress, curl your hair, wear long earrings, paint your toenails blue, bite off your fingernails, lick your lips, and do a little spin dance because it's the most memories you can think to pack into one adventure.


...when you suffer daily through Elisabeth's View commentary, just in case they give an update on when we can see Kat.

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07/20/2006 4:21 AM Alert 
--You already knew Nothlithawk was a girl--yet thought the SN had something to do with actor Chris Noth, literature and a hawk. Then you realize that she could have meant Gothlithawk...since the 'G' and the 'N' aren't all that far away on the keyboard. Also, the letters K, A and T are still in there.


--You check the members list to see how many 'Katharines' are registered here--and discover that there's only one that registered in February and never came back. And then you realize that you can come back without signing in and anybody knowing you're lurking reading ridiculous thoughts why your fans are addicted to Kat/KMF...

--You pondered how many older viewers there were watching 'AI' (70+) who expected someone to bring out a tray of Meatloaf (a new Muppet?) to duet with Kat in the May finale.

--You imagine all these horrible scenarios of 'AI' execs foaming at the mouth that KMF has all the officiality instead. Thoughts of getting strange phone calls asking you to be careful starting your car in the morning cross your mind.
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07/20/2006 12:01 PM Alert 
Posted By Gregoriancant on 07/20/2006 4:21 AM
--You already knew Nothlithawk was a girl--yet thought the SN had something to do with actor Chris Noth, literature and a hawk. Then you realize that she could have meant Gothlithawk...since the 'G' and the 'N' aren't all that far away on the keyboard. Also, the letters K, A and T are still in there.


--You check the members list to see how many 'Katharines' are registered here--and discover that there's only one that registered in February and never came back. And then you realize that you can come back without signing in and anybody knowing you're lurking reading ridiculous thoughts why your fans are addicted to Kat/KMF...

--You pondered how many older viewers there were watching 'AI' (70+) who expected someone to bring out a tray of Meatloaf (a new Muppet?) to duet with Kat in the May finale.

--You imagine all these horrible scenarios of 'AI' execs foaming at the mouth that KMF has all the officiality instead. Thoughts of getting strange phone calls asking you to be careful starting your car in the morning cross your mind.



Greg, you must spend hours thinking these up.

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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07/21/2006 3:15 AM Alert 
... it becomes your mission to raise the "view" count above 2000 for your all-time favorite thread, "You know you're addicted to Kat/KMF if..."

... the "Go, Kat, go!" snippet of the Elvis medley runs in your head on a non-stop loop whenever you want to feel joy and happiness inside.
 
... you put 3 viruses on your work computer just because you were trying to link your fellow McPhans to an obscure online interview with Katharine's American Idol friend Crystal Stark.
 
... you give a copy of Kat's CD to your boss, unsolicited.  The next day, he sounds really impressed and tells you that he really likes "Somewhere Over the Rainbow".  Although you are a heterosexual man, you almost CLAP like Paula.  You are thrilled you created a new fan, and relieved that if he ever finds out about the viruses, he won't be as mad.
 
... you meticulously plan out how much time, energy and access to cocoa beans it would take to actually build Kat a house of chocolate. 
 
... you have formed an 8-dog team of Siberian Huskies and Alaskan Malamutes, even though you live in Hawaii, thinking that Kat might mistake you for Paul Walker.  You hope she doesn't notice that you substituted a surfboard for the sled... and that you look absolutely nothing like Paul Walker.


 
 
 

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/21/2006 4:05 AM Alert 
--You spend more time telling Nothlithawk that these are written on the fly than it takes to write these on the fly.

--You jump on the bandwagon of calling members here by their screen name AND their real first name. That means Mutt Steve, Vadia Nancy, AI12345 Laurie, et al. So far, lobbying for people to stop calling me Gregoriancant Greg works...even though being called Gregorian still persists.

--Time was spent listening to KMF's Kat Radio and figuring out why Kat's voice is deeper on the jukebox's version of 'OtR.' Then, you realize that 'OtR' actually sounds great with a deeper voice...and you start searching on Amazon to see if Barry White ever did a cover of it...

--You start having images of Kat playing the character who shoots J.R. in the movie remake of 'Dallas.' Unfortunately, your dream scene goes awry and she actually shoots a hole in the floor where oil starts spraying into the room.

--You try to retract statements made on the 'AI' board that Dial Idol was a false oracle during 'AI'--when Kat actually seemed to think it was possibly accurate. Also, you realize that mouths hitting the floor in surprise may not be COMPLETE surprise after all.
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07/21/2006 4:59 PM Alert 


^^^ That emoticon is the only thing I can contribute to the thread at this moment.

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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07/22/2006 2:18 AM Alert 
... you have conspired with Cobaby to begin a list of Debbie Downers.  That list, of course, is not to be confused with "The List" that consists of the you-know-who's.  (Obscure, yes, but this will be funny to the Live Chat crowd, trust me.)
 
... you finally comprehend that no matter how hard you work on wording an original thread post, there will always, ALWAYS be people who either don't fully understand what you wrote, or just ignore parts of it.
 
... you know it says ICON INTERNATIONAL across it, but you don't give a ba-donk-a-donk because it's still an AWWWWWWWWWWESOME photo!








"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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