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Username: margarethsuherman
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07/14/2006 11:12 PM Alert 
... you started to go barefooted / wearing sandals everywhere you go 'cause you hate wearing shoes. When people ask you why, you told them,"They are so uncomfortable".
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07/15/2006 1:09 AM Alert 
...you've read this entire thread.

Katharine's summer is full of hope, full of potential, and promises to provide many bouquets to grace the home that I call my heart.

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07/15/2006 2:46 AM Alert 
..when you paint your toes blue in honor of her very first performance of Black Horse and the Cherry Tree..

You can call me Laurie..or L..or whatever it is that you would like to call me. These days, I answer to just about anything. :smiles:

A Proud Member of "The Laurs"

Katfia- "McQueen"..please people, it was given to me.
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07/15/2006 3:12 AM Alert 
... when being photographed, you take to making the "kissy face" a la Kat.

... you are suddenly proud to be an older man and start announcing it to strangers.
 
... you spent the entire 4th of July imagining what it must be like to be the "Idol" charm on Kat's necklace.
 
... you've completed your 6th lesson on how to play the box drum, just in case one of those two dudes needs to be replaced.
 
... you throw out all of your shoes because Kat has convinced you they are all uncomfortable.
 
... against every logical cell in your body, you wish you were Meatloaf.
 
... you have watched and re-watched "Moulin Rouge" as many times as necessary so that you can now act it all out, one-man-band style, in an attempt to impress Miss McPhee.
 
... you make a notch at 106.7 on your thermometer and use a magnifying glass to help you write the word "McPheever" next to it, in microscopic size.  You then go to Wal-Mart and do it to all the thermometers on the shelves.
 
... you lost sleep on the "yellow dress night" because you couldn't stop wondering if you'd ever, EVER again get to see that beauty mark on Katharine's left breast.
 
... you lost sleep the following night because you couldn't stop wondering if that beauty mark constantly bragged to all the other beauty marks about what a "wicked awesome" gig it has.

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/15/2006 3:34 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/15/2006 3:12 AM

... you spent the entire 4th of July imagining what it must be like to be the "Idol" charm on Kat's necklace.
 

--When you sit and wonder if the people who make those necklaces put some kind of flavouring on them...as well as germ killer so you don't pick up viruses.

--You pray that all those diet fad books will be burned in a giant bonfire burning ceremony by the public (dancing around the fire like Taylor optional) after Katharine made 'Intuitive Eating' the only book you need on eating right.

--The cumulative letters you sent to Katharine since April are longer than the novel you just finished...including anything written by Tolstoy.

--Whenever someone says the words 'Cherry Tree'...you let out a "Whoo-hoo!"

--
You hit yourself when you realize you should have sent Kat chocolates shaped like California or MA (for Boston) rather than in the shape of Oregon as I did as a finale gift in May.

___

P.S.--Good ones, Mutt. But why does your text look strange?
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07/15/2006 4:04 AM Alert 
Posted By cobabycmw on 07/14/2006 12:25 PM

You know you're addicted when . . .

- Your first morning internet read are Gregoriancant's posts from the night before.

--When you leave the 'AI' board behind for the better environs of KMF just so we can actually have the unheard-of concept of a posting archive!

Thanks, Co.

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07/15/2006 6:36 AM Alert 
Posted By host on 07/14/2006 12:39 PM
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/14/2006 9:35 AM

...When you're so inspired by Kat's writing style that you purposefully lose your inability to grasp the Enlish language


That's great not only because it is true, but because you wrote "Enlish".


Wow, I didn't even notice that!

See what I mean?

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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07/15/2006 7:11 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/13/2006 10:39 PM
... when you consider changing your name to "Nancy" even though you're a man, because you're beginning to think that's the name of all REAL Kat Phans.


HAHAHA..nice one.., got to love all the "nancy" stuff
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07/15/2006 7:23 AM Alert 
You guys are a riot. I have been lol thru this entire post!!! I especially love the references to "Nancy" since that is my name, but of course we are all very much real Kat Phans,as you already know. So a shout out to all the Nancy's and non-Nancy's out there too!!!Nancy's what...you may ask... LOVE OF OUR DEAR SWEETHEART KATHARINE OF COURSE!!! You know you are addicted when the first thing you do is come to this site and feel like you have come home...to yourself! Love you guys, Love you Kat!-yogini/aka Nancy in "real" life!
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07/15/2006 10:27 AM Alert 

..When think the Number "1" no longer exists and consequentially you begin counting 2! 3! 4! 5,6,7,...


"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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07/15/2006 10:52 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/15/2006 3:12 AM
... against every logical cell in your body, you wish you were Meatloaf
OMG Mutt, I couldn't stop laughing when I read this one! Hahahahahaha ...


OK, I got another one:

... you keep staring at Kat's photo in your iPod while listening to her songs and you can't help it but smile. After a while, you started to realize that people around you are looking at you with that "weird" face.



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07/15/2006 1:48 PM Alert 
... your dog starts to poop inside the house because you are too busy chatting / posting stuffs on KMF and you forgot to bring your dog for a walk.

... you remember all of KMF moderators' screen name.

... you remember the exact layout, color, and which Kat's photo that are posted in the home page of KMF.

... you started to open up your old English textbooks to referesh your memory on how to write poems so that you can join the McPoetry project and submit one before August 1st.

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07/15/2006 3:58 PM Alert 
You know you're addicted when...

- you buy multiple copies of Katharine's magazine spreads (one for the archives, one for your walls, one for your book covers, etc.)

- you resort to reading fan fiction because you miss seeing Katharine every week

- you wave to Sherman Oaks when you near the offramp on the freeway

- you've changed your mind on private schools and their worth

KAT IN GLASSES!!!

*August 16, 2006 1:50 am...Mutt and I in the chat screaming our butts off...good times!!

Met Kat at the Kimmel show, February 7, 2007!
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07/15/2006 7:03 PM Alert 
When you go to the music store and try and put all of Kat's cds on top of Taylors, so no one can see Taylor's and only Katharines. I am so bad!

-Ash-
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07/15/2006 7:38 PM Alert 
Posted By McPheeverism on 07/15/2006 7:03 PM
When you go to the music store and try and put all of Kat's cds on top of Taylors, so no one can see Taylor's and only Katharines. I am so bad!

Heehee...I've done that!! I've actually moved his to lik the clothes aisle, behind a bunch of things...I hope the Soul Patrol wasn't in the store! LOL!

KAT IN GLASSES!!!

*August 16, 2006 1:50 am...Mutt and I in the chat screaming our butts off...good times!!

Met Kat at the Kimmel show, February 7, 2007!
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07/16/2006 4:07 AM Alert 
Posted By Gregoriancant on 07/15/2006 3:34 AM
P.S.--Good ones, Mutt. But why does your text look strange?


My text looks strange because in my desperate attempt to avoid the dreaded "disappearing post," I have started to type out the text in my e-mail before dragging it here.  Sometimes that means it brings the font.  I'm not sure why it only happens sometimes.  Just be glad I remembered to reduce the font size, lol. 

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/16/2006 4:10 AM Alert 
Posted By margarethsuherman on 07/15/2006 1:48 PM
... your dog starts to poop inside the house because you are too busy chatting / posting stuffs on KMF and you forgot to bring your dog for a walk.



"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/16/2006 4:12 AM Alert 
Posted By underwoodfan23 on 07/15/2006 3:58 PM

- you wave to Sherman Oaks when you near the offramp on the freeway

Lauren, this one cracks me up.  Oddly, I can picture you doing this even though I have no clue what you look like.

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/16/2006 7:36 AM Alert 
Posted By AI12345 on 07/15/2006 2:46 AM
..when you paint your toes blue in honor of her very first performance of Black Horse and the Cherry Tree..

LOL!!! I like this one!!! Yeah, I do stare at the distance when I pass by the vicinity of Sherman Oaks....blankly I may add. So yes, I'm addicted!!! LOL!

=^.^= Kat Pack #1239

Some Persian dude: "My arrows will blot out the sun"
Some cool Spartan: "Then we will fight in the shade"
-300

Things needed to live: Oxygen and Kat...LOL
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07/16/2006 9:21 AM Alert 
- you fell asleep at your computer last night playing Kat videos and you woke up at 5 am and found a couple of cold ones in the fridge so you are continuing the party in the morning and making posts to katharinefans.com at the same time.

Oh! sorry, my mistake, that's the definition of an alcoholic, not a katoholic 
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07/16/2006 10:21 AM Alert 
Posted By Pheenomenon on 07/16/2006 9:21 AM
- you fell asleep at your computer last night playing Kat videos and you woke up at 5 am and found a couple of cold ones in the fridge so you are continuing the party in the morning and making posts to katharinefans.com at the same time.

Oh! sorry, my mistake, that's the definition of an alcoholic, not a katoholic 


 That's hilarious

...At odd times during the day, you think up new strategies to keep Kat faaaaaaaar away from St. Louis

...During breakfast you suddenly remember that "Kat's best friend" will be hosting the View tomorrow, so you rush to set your recorder just in case Kat is mentioned

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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07/16/2006 1:09 PM Alert 
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/16/2006 10:21 AM

...At odd times during the day, you think up new strategies to keep Kat faaaaaaaar away from St. Louis.



   OMG!!!  LMAO!!! 
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07/16/2006 2:22 PM Alert 
Hahah, those were soo funny! I like the one that was like "you hear a kid counting 12345...and you look around to try to find Laurie...
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07/16/2006 5:48 PM Alert 
haha but there are some good fans in st.louis!!
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07/16/2006 6:38 PM Alert 
I didnt read all the thread..but it was amazing..and really i think i have online friends..i cant be in my house without log in the chat..there is amazing people here! Thank you for the good moments, and hope we can share more.
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07/17/2006 12:51 AM Alert 
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/16/2006 10:21 AM

...At odd times during the day, you think up new strategies to keep Kat faaaaaaaar away from St. Louis

...During breakfast you suddenly remember that "Kat's best friend" will be hosting the View tomorrow, so you rush to set your recorder just in case Kat is mentioned
 

We can form a brainstorming group and make it a new project.  I already know the first 3 members... Jasmine, Mark and me.



"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/17/2006 1:02 AM Alert 
... you are savvy enough to realize that "" is sometimes a perfectly appropriate response post.

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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07/17/2006 3:41 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/17/2006 1:02 AM
... you are savvy enough to realize that "" is sometimes a perfectly appropriate response post.


--You realize that the KMF emoticons are used so much, you buy them and place copyrights on every single one. You double the price on the use of --because it's strangely used more often than .

--You have enough gall to say "Send all checks for use of KMF emoticons C/O of Gregoriancant, Oregon USA."

--You spend five minutes explaining the psychological makeup of people who reside on the AOL pit of fire message boards who take pleasure belittling Katharine.

--The poem you wrote and submitted to the McPoetry Project is in the Top Five best poems you've ever attempted...give or take a few needed tweaks.

--You write this post in less than a minute so you don't have to worry about cutting and pasting for the umpteenth time before the board logs you out...



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07/17/2006 2:34 PM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/17/2006 12:51 AM
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 07/16/2006 10:21 AM

...At odd times during the day, you think up new strategies to keep Kat faaaaaaaar away from St. Louis

...During breakfast you suddenly remember that "Kat's best friend" will be hosting the View tomorrow, so you rush to set your recorder just in case Kat is mentioned
 

We can form a brainstorming group and make it a new project.  I already know the first 3 members... Jasmine, Mark and me.




I hope you can discover more manpower than that...Those brick walls are tough.

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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