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08/12/2006 12:53 PM Alert 
When you find your day to day conversation includes phrases like...

- its all coming back to me now

- I have nothing

- I had the time of my life

- who wants to live forever

that are only marginally appropriate at the time.
Miss Universe with Talent
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08/12/2006 10:25 PM Alert 
Type KMF's URL everytime you think of visiting another site
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08/14/2006 4:26 AM Alert 
... you know she isn't Kat, but you're very pleased to hear that Paris loves the Hello Kitty you sent for the Care Package Project.  You bought it for Kat, but you are happy knowing that any of the girls liked it.  You imagine that Hello Kitty's orange bikini top has Sharpie pen scribbling in Paris's handwriting saying, "Rumor is..." on one cup, and "I am an adopted Bennett" on the other cup.

... you realize that most of your "You know you're addicted" additions are so "in" that most readers don't know what the heck you're talking about.  Ironically, all those who would understand at all only ever go into Live Chat and never read forums, which are sooooooooo 5-minutes ago.

... your recent bizarre experiences with mystery KMFers in Live Chat has you suspicious of every unfamiliar name that enters.  You appreciate it when McElphaba screams at every new person, "IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!"

... you can live your entire life without giving a rip whether or not you ever see a photo of Baby Suri, but it is now your reason for living to lay your eyes on the Kat with Nerdy Glasses photo.

... like every other informed and cautious Kat Phan, you joyfully cross off St. Louis from your American Idol 5 tour calendar.

... you enjoyed California Kat Phan's story about Kat at the busses so much that you have taken to narrating everything in your own life just as she did.  "I am getting out of bed.  I am brushing my teeth!.... I am driving to work.  Kat is singing on my CD player!... Kat is on my computer!  I am waiting for Kat's pictures with her nerdy glasses!!  People are staring at me, PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME!!"

Edit:
... even though the first photo posted of Kat with Nerdy Glasses is blurry and cluttered with body parts of fans, you literally exclaim out loud, "WHOA, MAMA!!" when you see it.
"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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08/14/2006 5:02 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 08/14/2006 4:26 AM

... you can live your entire life without giving a rip whether or not you ever see a photo of Baby Suri, but it is now your reason for living to lay your eyes on the Kat with Nerdy Glasses photo.



--You secretly hope that Kat's nerdy glasses are big, humongous, Larry King-like glasses that still exist on some people's faces--just to see what the reaction is. Then again, you realize Kat could be wearing Groucho Marx glasses and look more stunning than any woman within a 500-mile radius.

--You secretly ponder whether Kat won't get LASIK eye surgery so she can actually wear those nerdy glasses when she plays Wonder Woman. You see, Diana Prince wears glasses like Clark Kent does, but gets to spin around during her transformation rather than having to hide her glasses in a phone booth. Though there's that thing about dropping her glasses out of a pocket and accidentally stepping on them while doing a WW lasso throw...

--You get 99% of what Steve's talking about above...and you only go into the chat room on Saturday nights. The boards are so three hours ago for me.

--Future visions come to you of (Baby) Suri Pitt-Jolie auditioning for 'AI' in 2030...though her lips won't be able to fit through the door entering the audition room. Simon sits mesmerized.

--Mentioning the words 'St. Louis' makes some KMF members yell out in extreme pain or utter wild guffaws.
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08/14/2006 5:52 AM Alert 
Posted By Gregoriancant on 08/14/2006 5:02 AM

--Future visions come to you of (Baby) Suri Pitt-Jolie auditioning for 'AI' in 2030...though her lips won't be able to fit through the door entering the audition room. Simon sits mesmerized.


Wrong celebrity baby, Greg, but I excuse you because I don't care about seeing a photo of either the Cruise-Holmes OR the Pitt-Jolie baby.  Even if they are wearing tiny, infant nerdy glasses.
"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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08/14/2006 8:06 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 08/14/2006 4:26 AM


Edit:
... even though the first photo posted of Kat with Nerdy Glasses is blurry and cluttered with body parts of fans, you literally exclaim out loud, "WHOA, MAMA!!" when you see it.

Whoa MAMA "HOT"


I m going out tomorrow to get a pair of prescription glasses eventhough I dont need them, just so....  lol
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08/14/2006 8:23 AM Alert 
You are at work and realised that your allocated harddisk space can no longer store any of your work files, as they are completely full with every version of SOTR and BHACT....
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08/14/2006 8:31 AM Alert 
You visit the Live Chat just so, to catch another recap from CKP in case her holiday sway towards the direction of your desire again - Then you look at the world map to find out where/what Milwaukee is, and plan your next holiday accordingly, eventhough CKP says it is "FART/BUGS/ATTACK" country....... Does this make sense?

ps Milwaukee sounds like danger country ??????
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08/14/2006 9:58 PM Alert 
*When, even though you're a girl, you totally feel the same way as Mutt about the pictures of Kat with glasses... GORGEOUS!

*When instead of paying attention to what the teacher is saying, you spend the whole History class drawing this =^.^= and writing "Kat Pack" all over your notebook... right next to all the places where you had already written "Katharine McPhee", "I love Kat", etc... LOL
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08/14/2006 11:10 PM Alert 
when all you do is talk about kat and anything reminds you of her... and when you start off a sentence with "kat" your friends immediatly tell you to shut up and roll their eyes b/c they know whats coming, and its long ;)

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McPheeful summer =)

14 times and counting ....
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08/14/2006 11:41 PM Alert 
Posted By ordinarilyamazing on 08/05/2006 8:20 AM

...on a weekly dinner date with friends you invariably give all the Kat updates when asked how your week has been (even though you know the eye rolling is sure to ensue, you simply cannot keep these things to yourself)


Oh gosh...do this ALL the time!!

- when you buy magazines because Katharine is in them, you feel obligated to tell the cashier, "I'm buying them because there are pics of Katharine McPhee inside!" and they proceed to give you a weird look because they dont really care

- when meeting new people you ask, "Do you know who Katharine McPhee is and do you like her?" and vow never to speak to that person again if they are a Soul Patrol member

- When listening to songs on the radio, you smile because they all make you think of Katharine
KAT IN GLASSES!!!

*August 16, 2006 1:50 am...Mutt and I in the chat screaming our butts off...good times!!

Met Kat at the Kimmel show, February 7, 2007!
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08/15/2006 1:09 AM Alert 
... you are jolted awake by the sound of someone joyously screaming, "Kat in glasses!  KAT IN GLASSES!!!!"  You then realize it was you.  And that you had fallen asleep at work.
"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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08/15/2006 2:48 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 08/14/2006 5:52 AM
Posted By Gregoriancant on 08/14/2006 5:02 AM

--Future visions come to you of (Baby) Suri Pitt-Jolie auditioning for 'AI' in 2030...though her lips won't be able to fit through the door entering the audition room. Simon sits mesmerized.


Wrong celebrity baby, Greg, but I excuse you because I don't care about seeing a photo of either the Cruise-Holmes OR the Pitt-Jolie baby.  Even if they are wearing tiny, infant nerdy glasses.

--You realize that celebrity babies with the name Suri and Shiloh Nouvel all start running together and you can't tell the difference any more. And you're thankful you've already seen the K.I.G. pic before Shiloh Nouvel's large lips are exposed to the world in magazines the world over. Suri has three eyes, so couldn't possibly wear Kat's trendy nerdy glasses.

--You create a 'Kat Mood Meter' so people will be able to guage exactly when she's feeling down or up during performances along the tour. And then crickets are heard on the boards once everybody knows for sure.

--You admit that you actually only understood 98% of what Steve was talking about last night related to things going on in the chat room. You're not privy to the 'mystery people' who are coming in there lately while the Twilight Zone theme plays in the background.

--You're Kat herself and admit in Nashville that you recognize Elphie's avatar, which equals some serious lurking going on in here...at least while recovering from illness. The 'mystery people' starts to make some semblance of sense.

--After you invent the 'Kat Mood Meter'--you give improvements to the decibel reader that gives a more accurate result of how long it'll be before you get Tinnitus after standing next to a screamer.

--You send the same peach shirt Kat wore with her glasses last night to your local public librarian with a note suggesting they take a chance and wear it once in a while.
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08/15/2006 8:28 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 08/15/2006 1:09 AM
... you are jolted awake by the sound of someone joyously screaming, "Kat in glasses!  KAT IN GLASSES!!!!"  You then realize it was you.  And that you had fallen asleep at work.


...because you stayed up too late in Kat Chat.
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08/15/2006 1:30 PM Alert 
- in order to squash the KIG movement on idf, you designate the letters KIG to stand for "Kat in Glasses"

- you spend two hours in the chat talking about whether Kat would be a better librarian, music teacher, or school nurse. (school nurse, for sure!!)

- no matter what anyone says, if sends you reeling into a thought of Katharine, causing those aroudn you to say, "Lauren, why do you have that goofy look on your face?" which prompts you to answer, incoherently, "Mmmm...Kat in glasses..."
KAT IN GLASSES!!!

*August 16, 2006 1:50 am...Mutt and I in the chat screaming our butts off...good times!!

Met Kat at the Kimmel show, February 7, 2007!
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08/15/2006 4:04 PM Alert 
---After keeping your hair buzzed for the past 10 years you contemplate letting it grow out just so you can start using "Big Sexy" hair products.
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08/15/2006 7:05 PM Alert 
..wonder daily about that sleeveless T-shirted actor on the k-fans front page ad for Kat’s co-produced “Red Herring” and think, “Is he ruggedly handsome or just scary-looking? And, boy he sure looks like Christian Bale.”
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08/15/2006 8:51 PM Alert 
... you wonder if, when smelling Kat's hair during the backstage hug, Laurie made any audible noise inhaling and exhaling, topped by a satisfied, "Ahhhhh!"

... you love knowing that Kat's hair smelled more "fruity" than "flowery," even though you know damned well that you would learn to love "flowery," had Laurie's report revealed that scent instead.
"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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08/15/2006 9:21 PM Alert 
^^ Mutt makes me so happy!

- you call your sister just to confirm how amazing Kat and Adriana were when singing "Santa Baby". When you ask her about it, she laughs, smiles and says, "Wow...I forgot about that...they were great...between you and me, Kat was better when she did it alone!"

- you worry when you haven't heard a lot from mommy and wonder whether or not you should send her a little email to let her know that you are constantly thinking about her

- you check back here CONSTANTLY to laugh and feel good...thank God for Mutt!
KAT IN GLASSES!!!

*August 16, 2006 1:50 am...Mutt and I in the chat screaming our butts off...good times!!

Met Kat at the Kimmel show, February 7, 2007!
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08/15/2006 9:27 PM Alert 
When you have a picture of Kat right near your bed, and every night you kiss her goodnight... and even talks to her a little bit, telling her how freaking gorgeous she is... specially IN GLASSES! hahahaha
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08/15/2006 9:32 PM Alert 
When you see your best friend's mom wearing an air cast on her left foot and you yell "OMG Katharine...McFoot!!!!!!!" and they reply "you have problems" lol
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08/16/2006 4:53 AM Alert 
--A member steals the huge Larry King-like glasses from one of their older relatives, saws the glasses in half and sees if they look nearly a tenth as good on their older relative as Kat does with her glasses. Experiment result: Negative numbers and being written out of the family will.

--You're Kat and thankful that the Diana Prince character in 'Wonder Woman' doesn't have to spin around during the transformation scenes while wearing contacts. Otherwise, a film may be made with the name 'Wonder Woman on All Fours While Searching for Her Missing Contact.' Some guys start a theatre that plays 24-hour marathons of such a film.

--You realize that so many KMF members are going into the chat room now for hours at a time that posting is becoming almost a passe exercise. You try to pick up the slack by posting double the amount you usually do.

--The newest picture of Kat in glasses places Kat in the 'teacher' archetype from everybody's grade school past. Kat soon starts getting apples as gifts at the m&g's and bizarre offers to recite multiplication tables with flash cards.

--You'll boycott CBS if the J.C. Penney Jams show next Tuesday cuts Kat's 'OtR' where she descends a staircase in a glamourous evening gown in favour of host Dr. Phil descending the same staircase in an evening gown. Then again, the uninhibited discussion between him and his wife about that would be interesting.
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08/16/2006 5:28 AM