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Username: gecko2gecko
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07/13/2006 9:34 PM	Alert
The other night some of us in chat got a little loopy and came up with some fun ideas. I thought I would copy you all on them. These are listed as they were entered into the chat. Some are pretty darn good laughs!! We hope you enjoy! ordinarilyamazing: You might be spending too much time in the chat room if you can reference conversations that took place 4 hours ago. ordinarilyamazing: if you hear a child counting 12345 and start looking for Laurie. SirCritic: if you see two girls with the last name of F and automatically think "twins!" ordinarilyamazing: if you are in a humorous situation and instead of actually laughing you say "lol" or "lmao" SirCritic: if you find yourself spending way too much time wondering why AI12345 and Kat are never in the same place at the same time gecko2gecko: if you have more friends with names like Vadia, AI, Critic and Co than you do people that are actually VISIBLE... ordinarilyamazing: along those lines.... if you couldn't point out ANY of your "friends" in a police line up SirCritic: if someone says the word bwankie and you automatically know what that means ordinarilyamazing: ...if you spend time thinking of ways to get your post count up gecko2gecko: if you go into your internet history and the only thing not Kat related is the homepage your computer loads to. ordinarilyamazing: worse... if you check that history on your work computer AI12345: ..if you consider momma p your second mom

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07/13/2006 9:40 PM	Alert
gecko2gecko: if your new kittens are under the impression that their names are Kat and McPhee...when they're really Bear and Bigfoot. SirCritic: You might be .... if you start naming kids L and Co .... and Gwyneth Platrow takes notice ordinarilyamazing: ...if your wardrobe, jewelry, and hairstyles have been making a slow migration into the likeness of kat SirCritic: ... if you suddenly take to draping said jewelry across your tongue gecko2gecko: If upon the mention of a dress, you wonder if it's yellow. ordinarilyamazing: ... if people call to ask you if kat will be at tonight's concert gecko2gecko: if you have more kat videos, letters, songs, and interview on your computer than work SirCritic: If you play word association, someone says orange and you say singer ordinarilyamazing: ...if you wake up in the morning and feel the urge to check the web even before going to the potty SirCritic: ... you don't mind when someone's name disappears on your computer and you assume it'll be back in just a second gecko2gecko: if you go into chat and wait around telling yourself "someone's gotta show up soon" SirCritic: ... and its 3 AM

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07/13/2006 10:04 PM	Alert
gecko2gecko: If the people you feel like you've known forever have to be asked, "What's your name again?" SirCritic: ....if you can type fast enough to keep up on a night that Kat has visited ordinarilyamazing: ...if your pictures suddenly begin to display open-mouthed smiles gecko2gecko: if you know who P, K, L, M, D, H etc are and actually realize that they aren't just members of the alphabet. gecko2gecko: If you realize that there is no "next best thing to Kat" but you love L anyway. SirCritic: .... if you sit idly by waiting for someone to say anything and it doesn't really bother you SirCritic: ... if you hear a two-toned chime sound and take that as your cue to type ordinarilyamazing: ... if you rationalize with yourself "I may have never met kat, but at least Laurie talks to me" gecko2gecko: if you've ever fallen asleep and woke up the next day not remembering much but knowing you never left the chat. ordinarilyamazing: ....if you tell your family you'll be back to talk with them in an hour and five hours later you realize they've given up and gone to bed gecko2gecko: if you find yourself multi-tasking only to realize that all the "tasks" you're working on are kat related

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07/13/2006 10:06 PM	Alert
SirCritic: .... if you meet to find ways to strategize on how to buy Teen People and OK magazine undetected AI12345: if you get so used to spelling katharine with an A that you eventually forget to spell your own middle name the right way, with an E ordinarilyamazing: ...if you have a 10 disc changer in your car, so you had to buy 10 of kat's single AI12345: if you're out with you real friends..and come 7 'o clock have to bring yourself to tell them that you need to go home to talk to your online friends gecko2gecko: if your real friends think they need an appointment...as opposed to the understood "do not call" on tuesday and wednesday during the AI season. gecko2gecko: if you email Momma McPhee more often than you email your own "Momma" AI12345: when you email momma mcphee..and then u spend the remainder of your night refreshing your inbox.. gecko2gecko: when you get a response from Momma P and your reaction qualifies you as "asylum-worthy" SirCritic: ... When you consider passing out name change forms to everyone, just to make life simpler SirCritic: ... when you can spend the wee hours of the morning dicussing things other than the meaning of life AI12345: when kat mentions your name when responding to a question and you feel the need to run laps around the house.. gecko2gecko: When you see someone mention "Nancy" and you wonder which of the 3 or 4 Nancy's that person is talking about.

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07/13/2006 10:07 PM	Alert
Yay Gecko! You did it! Thanks for the memories.... la la la

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07/13/2006 10:08 PM	Alert
California Kat Phan: when you log into KMF at night, go to bed, and then log in first thing when you wake up to see if there is any new news AI12345: when people mention the name gecko and they assume we are talking about the commercial.. ordinarilyamazing: ...when a person you don't know comes in to chat and you start testing the waters just to see if it MIGHT be kat gecko2gecko: When your kid is under the impression that they have family they don't know about. "Mommy, who's Nancy?" "Mommy, who's Laurie?" "Mommy, what's a CO?" AI12345: ..when you pretend to be kat so much that one day you wake up really believing you are her.. California Kat Phan: when you tell your family "Oh, we talked about this and this in the chat, you should have been there" and they look at you like "wtf" ordinarilyamazing: ...when you tell your husband that Katharine wrote US a letter today like she was specifically thinking of me by name SirCritic: .... when you start to wonder if everything L says is just a smokescreeen to throw you off her trail AI12345: when you collect every magazine that quotes, interviews, or photographs katharine and you're well over the age of 40.. California Kat Phan: when you call your neighbors,who are Taylor fans, to give them all the updates about Kat Or heckle the,m during fireworks shows AI12345: when you start doing the two hand wave and the constant lip licking... ordinarilyamazing: ...when you put kat's laryngitis on your prayer chain

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07/13/2006 10:09 PM	Alert
AI12345: when you go out and spend 100 dollars worth of gifts on kat..and you realized youve never done such a thing for yourself, your friends, or your family... California Kat Phan: when you imitate Kat imitating meatloaf "when I touch you like this... Oh GOD" SirCritic: When you start attaching Mc before every word that begins with F gecko2gecko: when you forget that fever isn't really spelled with a "Ph" AI12345: when you realize that katharine likes older men and you realize that you might have to give that a try California Kat Phan: when you keep wanting to spell fan with a PH AI12345: when you go out in public in orange..and your not at a AI concert.. ordinarilyamazing: ...if you refer to things like "THE people video" as if the world began when we found kat SirCritic: ... when you actullay consider wearing orange to a a concert, even though the only orange item you have is a nightshirt...and then you actually worry about giving Kat the wrong idea! California Kat Phan: when you alrady bought your orange shirt to wear to the concert, and have your whole outfit picked out AI12345: when you learn that katharine only communciates with her family through text more than person..and you start doing that to your own family even though you live in the same house.. AI12345: when you buy a magazing that features kat in it..and you read the article..not once..but 5 times

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07/13/2006 10:10 PM	Alert
AI12345: when we refer to "people" as a kat video and not as a magazine.. SirCritic: ... when you play word association and someone says cruise you say "Princess" SirCritic: When you really do wish they all could be california girls! ;) ordinarilyamazing: if you've been up for 19.5 hours, but are still having a hard time leaving the chat room to go to bed AI12345: if you now sign all of your letters to people with Xxx SirCritic: When you feel a sudden urge to spell so with more than one "o" AI12345: you know your addicted to KMF when you come on here every hour in hopes of reading something new, when you know you wont miss a damn thing.. California Kat Phan: or when you are watching tv and taylors commercial comes on and you instantly change the channel and watch a recorded episode of Kat gecko2gecko: when instead of chat interfering with work, your work begins interfering with the chat SirCritic: .... when you spend so much time thinking about what you'll write that you actually MISS the deadline to post it California Kat Phan: when you look at your cat, and instantly think of Kat SirCritic: .... when spellings of Katherine or Catherine look like they just won't do

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07/13/2006 10:12 PM	Alert
SirCritic: When you spy the Nanny McPhee DVD in the store and wonder if Kat's family has any connection to it AI12345: when you feel the urge to watch every Speilburg movie, just cause you know he has Kat in mind for a future project.. gecko2gecko: when your willling to let your kid miss her first day of school so she can go to the concert AI12345: when you feel horrible for skipping class just on a day where you just dont feel like going, but am all for missing class when it entails traveling to see kat in concert.. SirCritic: When you wish that Spielberg would make that darn musical he's always said he wanted to do so Kat could be in that California Kat Phan: when you set your tivo, 2 weeks in advance, to record Kat's apperance on the VIEW SirCritic: When you WISH you could set your rented DVR from the cable company two weeks in advance to record Kat's appearance on The View ordinarilyamazing: ...if you can type kat's full name faster that your own Those are all I have. I hope you guys get a kick out of them! Laurie...thanks for the help!

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07/13/2006 10:16 PM	Alert
Thanks for posting those, Gecko, I loved reading them all. Hilaaaaaaaaarious shananigans in that Live Chat! Bunch o' comedians, you all are. Should we use this thread to keep adding more You-know-you're-addicted thoughts?

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat" -- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)

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07/13/2006 10:19 PM	Alert
To: Geckie & her sidekick, L - This is too funny! Great list - love it! I'd like to add "You know you're addicted . . . " when you mention "Kat Chat" to Kat in letters that you write to her. gecko2gecko: When your kid is under the impression that they have family they don't know about. "Mommy, who's Nancy?" "Mommy, who's Laurie?" "Mommy, what's a CO?" - (I love that!!) Great post, thanks for some humor on the boards.

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07/13/2006 10:20 PM	Alert
when you talk to a complete stranger about kat ; trying to get them to buy her cd

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07/13/2006 10:23 PM	Alert
hey mutt that has to be a great picture of your dog,I knew a guy had a dog that did that the eyes look so sad LOL

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07/13/2006 10:24 PM	Alert
I know I'm addicted because I actually sat here and read all of that. Thanks for posting this.

Katharine's summer is full of hope, full of potential, and promises to provide many bouquets to grace the home that I call my heart. www.myspace.com/katfan49 www.myspace.com/katfia www.myspace.com/katspack

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07/13/2006 10:27 PM	Alert
... when you start a petition to have the Gregorian Calendar change "B.C." (Before Christ) to "B.K." (Before Kat), and you convince yourself that you have an "in" because it's Gregoriancant's calendar.

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat" -- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)

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07/13/2006 10:31 PM	Alert
Posted By beret7 on 07/13/2006 10:23 PM hey mutt that has to be a great picture of your dog,I knew a guy had a dog that did that the eyes look so sad LOL That's not my dog. (Ahhhh, anybody remember that line from The Pink Panther?) It's just an avatar I picked because my actual dog, which is a black lab mix, does balance a biscuit on his nose. On command he sits up in a begging position, balances the biscuit, then tosses it up in the air and catches it. Plus, that avatar one reminds me of Kat's beloved Lily.

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat" -- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)

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07/13/2006 10:34 PM	Alert
Mwuahahaha! I totally sucked at mine..

You can call me Laurie..or L..or whatever it is that you would like to call me. These days, I answer to just about anything. :smiles: A Proud Member of "The Laurs" Katfia- "McQueen"..please people, it was given to me.

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07/13/2006 10:36 PM	Alert
when suddenly you can't stop calling your old friend Cathie, Katharine (even though that's not her real name)... and she knows exactly why. Geckie, this thread is hilarious. You are all so clever! I wish there were a Katharine Fans magazine so we could see these in print! Laurie, yours were not "sucky" at all -- they're a riot!

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07/13/2006 10:39 PM	Alert
Posted By Mutt808 on 07/13/2006 10:31 PM Posted By beret7 on 07/13/2006 10:23 PM hey mutt that has to be a great picture of your dog,I knew a guy had a dog that did that the eyes look so sad LOL That's not my dog. (Ahhhh, anybody remember that line from The Pink Panther?) It's just an avatar I picked because my actual dog, which is a black lab mix, does balance a biscuit on his nose. On command he sits up in a begging position, balances the biscuit, then tosses it up in the air and catches it. Plus, that avatar one reminds me of Kat's beloved Lily. Does your doougue byete?

Katharine's summer is full of hope, full of potential, and promises to provide many bouquets to grace the home that I call my heart. www.mysp