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Katharine Crazy
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07/13/2006 9:34 PM Alert 
The other night some of us in chat got a little loopy and came up with some fun ideas. I thought I would copy you all on them. These are listed as they were entered into the chat. Some are pretty darn good laughs!! We hope you enjoy!

ordinarilyamazing: You might be spending too much time in the chat room if you can reference conversations that took place 4 hours ago.

ordinarilyamazing: if you hear a child counting 12345 and start looking for Laurie.

SirCritic: if you see two girls with the last name of F and automatically think "twins!"
 
ordinarilyamazing: if you are in a humorous situation and instead of actually laughing you say "lol" or "lmao"

SirCritic: if you find yourself spending way too much time wondering why AI12345 and Kat are never in the same place at the same time
 
gecko2gecko: if you have more friends with names like Vadia, AI, Critic and Co than you do people that are actually VISIBLE...
 
ordinarilyamazing: along those lines.... if you couldn't point out ANY of your "friends" in a police line up

SirCritic: if someone says the word bwankie and you automatically know what that means
 
ordinarilyamazing: ...if you spend time thinking of ways to get your post count up

gecko2gecko: if you go into your internet history and the only thing not Kat related is the homepage your computer loads to.

ordinarilyamazing: worse... if you check that history on your work computer
 
AI12345: ..if you consider momma p your second mom
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Katharine Crazy
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07/13/2006 9:40 PM Alert 
gecko2gecko: if your new kittens are under the impression that their names are Kat and McPhee...when they're really Bear and Bigfoot.

SirCritic: You might be .... if you start naming kids L and Co .... and Gwyneth Platrow takes notice

ordinarilyamazing: ...if your wardrobe, jewelry, and hairstyles have been making a slow migration into the likeness of kat

SirCritic: ... if you suddenly take to draping said jewelry across your tongue

gecko2gecko: If upon the mention of a dress, you wonder if it's yellow.

ordinarilyamazing: ... if people call to ask you if kat will be at tonight's concert

gecko2gecko: if you have more kat videos, letters, songs, and interview on your computer than work

SirCritic: If you play word association, someone says orange and you say singer

ordinarilyamazing: ...if you wake up in the morning and feel the urge to check the web even before going to the potty

SirCritic: ... you don't mind when someone's name disappears on your computer and you assume it'll be back in just a second

gecko2gecko: if you go into chat and wait around telling yourself "someone's gotta show up soon"

SirCritic: ... and its 3 AM
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Katharine Crazy
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07/13/2006 10:04 PM Alert 
gecko2gecko: If the people you feel like you've known forever have to be asked, "What's your name again?"

SirCritic: ....if you can type fast enough to keep up on a night that Kat has visited

ordinarilyamazing: ...if your pictures suddenly begin to display open-mouthed smiles

gecko2gecko: if you know who P, K, L, M, D, H etc are and actually realize that they aren't just members of the alphabet.

gecko2gecko: If you realize that there is no "next best thing to Kat" but you love L anyway.

SirCritic: .... if you sit idly by waiting for someone to say anything and it doesn't really bother you

SirCritic: ... if you hear a two-toned chime sound and take that as your cue to type

ordinarilyamazing: ... if you rationalize with yourself "I may have never met kat, but at least Laurie talks to me"

gecko2gecko: if you've ever fallen asleep and woke up the next day not remembering much but knowing you never left the chat.

ordinarilyamazing: ....if you tell your family you'll be back to talk with them in an hour and five hours later you realize they've given up and gone to bed

gecko2gecko: if you find yourself multi-tasking only to realize that all the "tasks" you're working on are kat related
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Katharine Crazy
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07/13/2006 10:06 PM Alert 
SirCritic: .... if you meet to find ways to strategize on how to buy Teen People and OK magazine undetected

AI12345: if you get so used to spelling katharine with an A that you eventually forget to spell your own middle name the right way, with an E
 
ordinarilyamazing: ...if you have a 10 disc changer in your car, so you had to buy 10 of kat's single

AI12345: if you're out with you real friends..and come 7 'o clock have to bring yourself to tell them that you need to go home to talk to your online friends

gecko2gecko: if your real friends think they need an appointment...as opposed to the understood "do not call" on tuesday and wednesday during the AI season.

gecko2gecko: if you email Momma McPhee more often than you email your own "Momma"

AI12345: when you email momma mcphee..and then u spend the remainder of your night refreshing your inbox..

gecko2gecko: when you get a response from Momma P and your reaction qualifies you as "asylum-worthy"

SirCritic: ... When you consider passing out name change forms to everyone, just to make life simpler

SirCritic: ... when you can spend the wee hours of the morning dicussing things other than the meaning of life

AI12345: when kat mentions your name when responding to a question and you feel the need to run laps around the house..

gecko2gecko: When you see someone mention "Nancy" and you wonder which of the 3 or 4 Nancy's that person is talking about.
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07/13/2006 10:07 PM Alert 
Yay Gecko! You did it! 

Thanks for the memories.... la la la
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Katharine Crazy
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07/13/2006 10:08 PM Alert 
California Kat Phan: when you log into KMF at night, go to bed, and then log in first thing when you wake up to see if there is any new news

AI12345: when people mention the name gecko and they assume we are talking about the commercial..

ordinarilyamazing: ...when a person you don't know comes in to chat and you start testing the waters just to see if it MIGHT be kat

gecko2gecko: When your kid is under the impression that they have family they don't know about. "Mommy, who's Nancy?" "Mommy, who's Laurie?" "Mommy, what's a CO?"

AI12345: ..when you pretend to be kat so much that one day you wake up really believing you are her..

California Kat Phan: when you tell your family "Oh, we talked about this and this in the chat, you should have been there" and they look at you like "wtf"

ordinarilyamazing: ...when you tell your husband that Katharine wrote US a letter today like she was specifically thinking of me by name

SirCritic: .... when you start to wonder if everything L says is just a smokescreeen to throw you off her trail

AI12345: when you collect every magazine that quotes, interviews, or photographs katharine and you're well over the age of 40..

California Kat Phan: when you call your neighbors,who are Taylor fans, to give them all the updates about Kat Or heckle the,m during fireworks shows

AI12345: when you start doing the two hand wave and the constant lip licking...

ordinarilyamazing: ...when you put kat's laryngitis on your prayer chain
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Katharine Crazy
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07/13/2006 10:09 PM Alert 
AI12345: when you go out and spend 100 dollars worth of gifts on kat..and you realized youve never done such a thing for yourself, your friends, or your family...

California Kat Phan: when you imitate Kat imitating meatloaf "when I touch you like this... Oh GOD"

SirCritic: When you start attaching Mc before every word that begins with F

gecko2gecko: when you forget that fever isn't really spelled with a "Ph"

AI12345: when you realize that katharine likes older men and you realize that you might have to give that a try

California Kat Phan: when you keep wanting to spell fan with a PH

AI12345: when you go out in public in orange..and your not at a AI concert..

ordinarilyamazing: ...if you refer to things like "THE people video" as if the world began when we found kat

SirCritic: ... when you actullay consider wearing orange to a a concert, even though the only orange item you have is a nightshirt...and then you actually worry about giving Kat the wrong idea!

California Kat Phan: when you alrady bought your orange shirt to wear to the concert, and have your whole outfit picked out

AI12345: when you learn that katharine only communciates with her family through text more than person..and you start doing that to your own family even though you live in the same house..

AI12345: when you buy a magazing that features kat in it..and you read the article..not once..but 5 times
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Katharine Crazy
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