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Idol's Dance Secrets Uncovered
Hollywood - Clueless Press International
I
n Hollywood, nothing goes unnoticed.
One of our competitors discovered that Katharine favors Red Engine Jeans. No matter what this girl does, it makes news somewhere.
Well, we notice a few things ourselves. During undercover observation to seek out and interview his choreographer, we followed Taylor Hicks, this year's American Idol. As most of you know, Mr. Hicks' success has been attributed by many to his powerful, spontaneous, and apparently random dance moves. Well, during the course of our investigation, we discovered that Mr. Hicks in fact does not use a choreographer to script his signature moves. His gyrations are entirely developed by him with no professional help. Who would have thought?
His heretofore undisclosed personal secret to dance success? Red Ant Underwear.
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