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10/02/2006 6:20 PM Alert 
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Paula Goes Fishing

Hollywood - Clueless Press International    As most of you know by now, Randy Jackson of American Idol is teaming up with Morris the cat to rescue and provide adoptive families for 1 million homeless cats. We here at HT applaud his efforts, even though our last attempt to rescue the feral monster ravaging the dumpster behind our offices here ended in a disaster of epic proportions. A word to the wise - the homeless don't always want to be rescued and can put up quite a vigorous fight when cornered.

That said, our sources have uncovered a cooperative effort between fish food companies Tuna Tails and Fuzzy Flakes and American Idol celebrity judge Paula Abdul.  The program that has been developed will attempt to find people willing to provide shelter for homeless fish.

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