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07/30/2006 10:22 AM Alert 

The Hollywood Tattletale
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Auto Manufacturer Introduces the Pheever

Hollywood - Clueless Press International  Ford Motor Company, concerned with slumping sales figures, has introduced a new vehicle into its product line - the Pheever.

"We needed to address the changing market," said a company spokesman. "The typical automobile buyer these days is more sophisticated and has better taste than in the past. We wanted to compete in that market by introducing a vehicle that is beautiful and sleek, and at the same time provide the consumer with the opportunity to own a car that will provide many years of satisfaction. People will come to idolize this car."

Keeping in mind the environmental awareness of today's buyer, Ford has totally redesigned the power plant in these state of the art vehicles. "This will be the first automobile to be powered by Phans," says the chief project manager. "While providing more than adequate power to pass anything else on the road, the Phan engine will not only cut down on harmful emissions, but will generate a powerful breeze that will contribute in the fight against global warming. This will definitely be the coolest engine ever."

Fuel economy figures were unavailable, but it is generally believed that the Phan engine will allow drivers to go from coast to coast without refueling.

The Pheever will be offered in a rainbow of color choices. There are no options available, as the vehicle comes standard with every possible comfort and convenience feature.

In a nod to Wall Street investors, Ford has reportedly taken under advisement the suggestion that the name of the company be changed to Phord Motor Company to give it more recognizable name recognition.

Taylor Hicks, the American Idol and Ford advertizing star, will remain in his current capacity. "What better way to launch this new product than to have Mr. Hicks be the spokesman for the Pheever?" says Ford's marketing director.

Indeed.











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07/30/2006 10:31 AM Alert 
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07/30/2006 10:37 AM Alert 
Oh man, that is funny.........
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07/30/2006 10:43 AM Alert 
What a coincidence that I just received a new copy of The Daily Dung this morning with a small blurb about how they're involved in re-working that Phord song for Taylor. Reports are that the same reporter who snuck under the President's desk on Friday (let's call him Mr. Omni Scient from now on) was on the run because he was responsible for that 'Possibilities' song that airs every 2.5 seconds on every major network and local station. Someone even wrote in and complained about seeing it on C-SPAN in the middle of a congressional hearing, which is just unheard of.

Because this reporter had people chasing him down with noosed ropes, he's promised to go in with some real songwriters and re-write 'Possibilities' for this new Phord campaign. At last report, the re-songwriting process is going pretty well. They've come to a creative solution of renaming the song 'Phordabilities.'

Based on the info I have, from now on when you see that commercial, you'll see Taylor warbling the last lines of: "And Kat is better than me-e-e...Phordabilitieeees."

No word on whether the Soul Patrol will raise hades with this, but TDD will keep you posted...

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07/30/2006 11:25 AM Alert 
NOTICE TO KATFAN49: You will be hearing from my husband's attorneys tomorrow! I've just given my sworn deposition to them by phone --in brief, your outrageous "Pheever" news article induced involuntary choking, gasping and complete loss of breath, followed by unconsciousness! In fact, he has suffered extensive emotional and physiological stresses, and remains in a semi-conscious, near-death state. Please be advised our attorneys will impose a cease & desist order on you and your reprehensible publisher to prevent future publication of any such egregiously-harmful articles! 


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07/30/2006 12:33 PM Alert 
You've convinced me! I have no life! I want a subsription to the Daily DUng and the Hollywood Tattletale
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07/30/2006 12:35 PM Alert 
haha
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07/30/2006 5:55 PM Alert 
I need one in my driveway now, in every color

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07/30/2006 6:05 PM Alert 
That is a terrific article.  I want one too.
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07/30/2006 6:09 PM Alert 
How much do I have to pay for shipping?
I'm also planning on buying one of those.. do you have a catalogue?
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07/30/2006 6:29 PM Alert 
Article now includes behind the scenes sneak previews of the Pheever. 
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07/30/2006 6:36 PM Alert 
How did you manage that? That's so neat!
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07/30/2006 6:41 PM Alert 
I love it....i want 1 as well
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07/30/2006 6:45 PM Alert 
I want one!!!!! Does it come with a computer in it with Kat's voice?????
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07/30/2006 6:48 PM Alert 
hahaha! that's a hot car. i want one.
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07/30/2006 6:50 PM Alert 
When a Phord hybrid( should go RT coast to coast) is available I'd like to pre-order mine in a metallic orange color. OH YES, isn't the guy's name Haylor Ticks(don't want any law suits here)

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07/30/2006 7:55 PM Alert 
Hahahahaa.. It's too funny,Don. I want one!!!
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07/30/2006 8:22 PM Alert 
Put me on the waiting list Don.

I have a Phord Pheever in my Phuture!
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07/30/2006 8:31 PM Alert 
Whoa! That is a sweet ride :o
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07/30/2006 8:51 PM Alert 
All I can say is absolutely hilarious!!!! LOL Such creative abilities running rampant here on KMF. Seriously, we should publish this stuff. It seems almost criminal to keep it all to ourselves!!! He, He!

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07/31/2006 6:58 PM Alert 
I just saw an AP release that a reportedly famous car collector (anybody know a guy named Jayy Lenno?) has reached Bill Phord, the recently-appointed Phord Motor Company CEO, and agreed to purchase the very FIRST Pheever off the production line, i.e., VIN # xxx-xxxxxx-xxx-001, for an undisclosed sum of cash! (Lenno reputedly outbid some billionaire named Gated or Gayts or something like that.)  
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Posted By nasaman2k on 07/31/2006 6:58 PM
I just saw an AP release that a reportedly famous car collector (anybody know a guy named Jayy Lenno?) has reached Bill Phord, the recently-appointed Phord Motor Company CEO, and agreed to purchase the very FIRST Pheever off the production line, i.e., VIN # xxx-xxxxxx-xxx-001, for an undisclosed sum of cash! (Lenno reputedly outbid some billionaire named Gated or Gayts or something like that.)  

Then maybe he can finally invite her on his show.  Maybe while they're in So. Cal. if they'er taping at that time.
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08/07/2006 4:57 PM Alert 
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