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The Hollywood TattleTale
Judicial Nomination for Miss Piggy?
Hollywood - Clueless Press International Word around town is that American Idol and Miss Piggy have been talking. Sources have reported that American Idol wants to spice up the show for Season 6, and the outspoken pink pig puppet would bring exactly that to the equation. It seems that the idea of Miss Piggy at the judge's table has several advantages for the new season. A partial list was provided to Hollywood TattleTale by someone behind the scenes on condition of anonymity.
1. She would provide a much needed splash of color to the judge's table.
2. She isn't particularly fond of being touched, which would generate fireworks if she is seated next to Simon.
3. She can't jump up on stage and dance. She can, however, swoon on request.
4. No one knows exactly what comments will come from her lips (editor's comment: do pigs have lips?) but it is a sure bet that it will be controversial.
5. Randy's Dawg Pound would have competition from the Pig Pen.
Miss Piggy's personal requirements may be the only thing standing in the way of an agreement being reached before the show hits the road later this year. It is rumored that she demands bone china serving dishes and fully catered slop service. She also demands that her personal manicurist be flown to Hollywood each week from New York. It seems he is the only manicurist in the United States specializing in french hooves.
A decision on whether or not to offer a judgeship is expected within the next several weeks.