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08/21/2006 5:11 PM Alert 
I could see Kat punking us...I'd enjoy that

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08/21/2006 5:27 PM Alert 
gosh don't give Kat any ideas that's for sure! I do need some story or story ideas to do this book though

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08/21/2006 6:26 PM Alert 
lol! well come back from cooking so we can think of some stories!

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08/21/2006 9:57 PM Alert 
Posted By McPheeverism on 08/21/2006 6:26 PM
lol! well come back from cooking so we can think of some stories!


Jennie is back and my date left me for the bed  

That's ok I had a date with my rubber ducky

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08/21/2006 10:44 PM Alert 
I think since we are a pretty big fan base, we should all try some how to get in contact with Ashton Kutcher and tell him that he should punk Kat if he is even doing the show anymore!
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Posted By McElphaba on 08/21/2006 2:43 PM
I wonder if Idol is like Ms. America in the sense that if the reigning Idol cannot fulfill his/her duties, the runner-up takes 'the crown'?


NEWSFLASH-This JUST IN! Taylor Hicks was found to be a THIRTY-YEAR OLD native of Sri Lanka, making him inelligible to be the American Idol. That means, Katharine McPhee is now your reigning Idol, with Elliott Yamin as the runner-up. NO WORRIES Soul Patrol! Taylor will be opening for Katharine on her solo tour-the "Is It All For Meee?" Tour. This marks the first ever Pop tour which will feature live goats and horses onstage throughout the show, for Ms. McPhee's continued enjoyment. Mr. Hicks will be opening with his newest singles, "Girl With the Big Sexy Hair" and "Purple Suede Shoes". Katharine will be singing all sixteen #1 hits off her triple platinum cd, including crowd favorite, "Winning Isn't Everything", written by Ms. Susan Lucci. The tour will be scheduled around the release of Katharine's new blockbuster, "Wonder Woman", and the filming of Steven Spielburg's mega-epic, "Wicked". Katharine's second CD, entirely produced by David Foster, is due out this fall, and includes such duet guests as Andrea Bocelli, Barbara Streissand, and Madonna. If you listen carefully, you can even hear the quatro of background singers, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff, Brittney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson has been put on the waiting list for upcoming albums. AND THAT'S THE NEWS FOR NOW. Stay tuned right here to KMF for more!


Haha Okay, so that has nothing to do with being Punk'd, but I got carried away and couldn't stop myself.

Quick, get thyself to the Satire forum immediately!

Ok, here's a quickie scenario for a potential episode of 'Punk'd' featuring Katharine:

Location: L.A., California. The Venue: Staples Center--Saturday, Aug. 26, 2006. Kat already knows from reading KMF that she's about to get a great homecoming welcome of 10,000 glowsticks out in the audience. She thinks about it backstage--and it's only five minutes before showtime. She can hear 'Patience' being sung out on the stage, though little does she know that Ashton Kutcher and his crew just have a recording of that playing while they fill up the audience with a bunch of people who'd be the direct opposite of what you'd expect at the show. These actors are pretending to be Death Metal fans, drunk people, people stoned by smoking bongs and gross-looking people who'd rather eat giant hamburgers than watch the show.

Kat comes out on stage to darkness expecting to hear a chant of "Kath-RINE, Kath-RINE, Kath-RINE"--but instead hears a mixture of different oddball sounds that are similar to being around thousands of drunk, high and generally obnoxious people. Starting into her "2,3,4..." --the drunks and stoned crowd bark back "5,6,7,8,9,10,11.....and keep counting during the entire 'Black Horse' number. Kat looks appalled and suspects something's up, but figures that it was just one of those nights when a lot of the wrong crowd got in.

During her monologue following 'Black Horse'--some of the drunk guys reach up to try to grab her black cast when she shows it to the crowd and explains how she broke it. She looks down and sees the security guards are sitting and drinking giant mugs of beer without paying any attention. A nervous giggle followed by a deep pained look comes from Kat as she says it's so good to be back home in L.A.--but hopes her family and friends will make it to the next Cali show. She also mutters something about never trusting KMF again for information...

Kat then goes into 'OtR', though some belching sounds emanate from some the crowd as she does the opening verse plaintively. Kat stops right before singing the last "Can't I", looks at the crowd with a determined face...and then rips out a giant belch herself. Then Kellie comes out--and they both go back into doing their old belching contest...much to the confusion of the planted audience.

Ashton Kutcher has to come out to break up the joke because it isn't working anymore. He should have known that Kat is overly sharp and can figure out what's happening sooner rather than later. Subsequently, he ends doing his show again because he'll never be able to actually Punk Kat successfully.
____

Well, that's one scenario that would never work.

I'll think of some more later--even though I'd rather have it happen anywhere except at the Homecoming...



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Posted By KatFan49 on 08/21/2006 3:30 PM
Jennie,

I have an idea for this, but I don't want to publish it on the board just yet. Certain lurkers should be kept in the dark.  I'll email you later tonite.

Don
Hey Don..... sounds like you got a good one.... EMAIL ME ALREADY!!!!!!

This morn on the Chat, a few ideas got pandied...

(1) Right after the homecoming concert, send her the bill for the 10,000 pieces of glowstick.... heehee

(2) Her preferance for older man (woohoo), ok prospective grooms from the Old Age Home or something......heehee

(3) She hates helicopters - She has to endorse a Helicopter Company etc... and requires her to do a series of helicopter rides....

(4) Maybe something in the wake of the Scientology controversy....???





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08/22/2006 5:34 AM Alert 
Posted By McElphaba on 08/21/2006 2:43 PM
I wonder if Idol is like Ms. America in the sense that if the reigning Idol cannot fulfill his/her duties, the runner-up takes 'the crown'?


NEWSFLASH-This JUST IN! Taylor Hicks was found to be a THIRTY-YEAR OLD native of Sri Lanka, making him inelligible to be the American Idol. That means, Katharine McPhee is now your reigning Idol, with Elliott Yamin as the runner-up. NO WORRIES Soul Patrol! Taylor will be opening for Katharine on her solo tour-the "Is It All For Meee?" Tour. This marks the first ever Pop tour which will feature live goats and horses onstage throughout the show, for Ms. McPhee's continued enjoyment. Mr. Hicks will be opening with his newest singles, "Girl With the Big Sexy Hair" and "Purple Suede Shoes". Katharine will be singing all sixteen #1 hits off her triple platinum cd, including crowd favorite, "Winning Isn't Everything", written by Ms. Susan Lucci. The tour will be scheduled around the release of Katharine's new blockbuster, "Wonder Woman", and the filming of Steven Spielburg's mega-epic, "Wicked". Katharine's second CD, entirely produced by David Foster, is due out this fall, and includes such duet guests as Andrea Bocelli, Barbara Streissand, and Madonna. If you listen carefully, you can even hear the quatro of background singers, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff, Brittney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson has been put on the waiting list for upcoming albums. AND THAT'S THE NEWS FOR NOW. Stay tuned right here to KMF for more!


Haha Okay, so that has nothing to do with being Punk'd, but I got carried away and couldn't stop myself.
hahahaha WICKED Elphie........

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08/22/2006 5:40 AM Alert 
Homecoming Concert...

KAt misses the tour bus; A group of fans (Laure, Muttie, Elphie, Chillie, Dee, Jugular Jennie, McDon, Glowmama, Bruno etc..) magically drives by in their pickup; So they offered poor Miss McPhee a ride ... This is where it should get interesting... It became a ride from hell....

I envisage car chases by the police... accidentally punching out a policeman... some jail threat.... Jennie crying and trying hard to reason with the police and the rest were just too incoherent, leaving KAT to explain what the heck is going on to the police and ended up having to be handcuffed etc....

ok Guys carry on. I will edit and think up something later.....
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08/22/2006 9:39 AM Alert 
Posted By Gregoriancant on 08/22/2006 5:10 AM
Posted By McElphaba on 08/21/2006 2:43 PM
I wonder if Idol is like Ms. America in the sense that if the reigning Idol cannot fulfill his/her duties, the runner-up takes 'the crown'?


NEWSFLASH-This JUST IN! Taylor Hicks was found to be a THIRTY-YEAR OLD native of Sri Lanka, making him inelligible to be the American Idol. That means, Katharine McPhee is now your reigning Idol, with Elliott Yamin as the runner-up. NO WORRIES Soul Patrol! Taylor will be opening for Katharine on her solo tour-the "Is It All For Meee?" Tour. This marks the first ever Pop tour which will feature live goats and horses onstage throughout the show, for Ms. McPhee's continued enjoyment. Mr. Hicks will be opening with his newest singles, "Girl With the Big Sexy Hair" and "Purple Suede Shoes". Katharine will be singing all sixteen #1 hits off her triple platinum cd, including crowd favorite, "Winning Isn't Everything", written by Ms. Susan Lucci. The tour will be scheduled around the release of Katharine's new blockbuster, "Wonder Woman", and the filming of Steven Spielburg's mega-epic, "Wicked". Katharine's second CD, entirely produced by David Foster, is due out this fall, and includes such duet guests as Andrea Bocelli, Barbara Streissand, and Madonna. If you listen carefully, you can even hear the quatro of background singers, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff, Brittney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson has been put on the waiting list for upcoming albums. AND THAT'S THE NEWS FOR NOW. Stay tuned right here to KMF for more!


Haha Okay, so that has nothing to do with being Punk'd, but I got carried away and couldn't stop myself.

Quick, get thyself to the Satire forum immediately!

Ok, here's a quickie scenario for a potential episode of 'Punk'd' featuring Katharine:

Location: L.A., California. The Venue: Staples Center--Saturday, Aug. 26, 2006. Kat already knows from reading KMF that she's about to get a great homecoming welcome of 10,000 glowsticks out in the audience. She thinks about it backstage--and it's only five minutes before showtime. She can hear 'Patience' being sung out on the stage, though little does she know that Ashton Kutcher and his crew just have a recording of that playing while they fill up the audience with a bunch of people who'd be the direct opposite of what you'd expect at the show. These actors are pretending to be Death Metal fans, drunk people, people stoned by smoking bongs and gross-looking people who'd rather eat giant hamburgers than watch the show.

Kat comes out on stage to darkness expecting to hear a chant of "Kath-RINE, Kath-RINE, Kath-RINE"--but instead hears a mixture of different oddball sounds that are similar to being around thousands of drunk, high and generally obnoxious people. Starting into her "2,3,4..." --the drunks and stoned crowd bark back "5,6,7,8,9,10,11.....and keep counting during the entire 'Black Horse' number. Kat looks appalled and suspects something's up, but figures that it was just one of those nights when a lot of the wrong crowd got in.

During her monologue following 'Black Horse'--some of the drunk guys reach up to try to grab her black cast when she shows it to the crowd and explains how she broke it. She looks down and sees the security guards are sitting and drinking giant mugs of beer without paying any attention. A nervous giggle followed by a deep pained look comes from Kat as she says it's so good to be back home in L.A.--but hopes her family and friends will make it to the next Cali show. She also mutters something about never trusting KMF again for information...

Kat then goes into 'OtR', though some belching sounds emanate from some the crowd as she does the opening verse plaintively. Kat stops right before singing the last "Can't I", looks at the crowd with a determined face...and then rips out a giant belch herself. Then Kellie comes out--and they both go back into doing their old belching contest...much to the confusion of the planted audience.

Ashton Kutcher has to come out to break up the joke because it isn't working anymore. He should have known that Kat is overly sharp and can figure out what's happening sooner rather than later. Subsequently, he ends doing his show again because he'll never be able to actually Punk Kat successfully.
____

Well, that's one scenario that would never work.

I'll think of some more later--even though I'd rather have it happen anywhere except at the Homecoming...




hahah greg gosh kat would do that wouldn't she? And it doesn't have to be on the homecoming, it can be anywhere anytime, it's your story, Kat will be reading these keep in mind that.

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08/22/2006 9:44 AM Alert 
Posted By bian on 08/22/2006 5:40 AM
Homecoming Concert...

KAt misses the tour bus; A group of fans (Laure, Muttie, Elphie, Chillie, Dee, Jugular Jennie, McDon, Glowmama, Bruno etc..) magically drives by in their pickup; So they offered poor Miss McPhee a ride ... This is where it should get interesting... It became a ride from hell....

I envisage car chases by the police... accidentally punching out a policeman... some jail threat.... Jennie crying and trying hard to reason with the police and the rest were just too incoherent, leaving KAT to explain what the heck is going on to the police and ended up having to be handcuffed etc....

ok Guys carry on. I will edit and think up something later.....


LOL bian that's so good, and I'm so good at faking me crying. haha you definitely need to add more to it that is really good! Even included just fans in itself to do the acting, you guys can do that. Since it is fan's Punk'd stories she will be reading, it's all up to you guys how you want it! Also, you can work together with someone to come up with one, Ash and I plan on doing one together. Do whatever you want with it.

 P.S. If you also want to send it in an email to me and post them later after Kat gets them, this way incase she decides to lurk with the topic she'd probably browse in here. My email is inawhirlwindofdreams@hotmail.com    oh and kat lurk away if you are reading this!

<3 Jennie

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08/22/2006 11:25 AM Alert 

Katharine Gets Fan Punk'd

Cast of characters who are in on the gag:

Kellie Pickler - Katharine's friend who will provide moral support and a sense of humor in the rough spots.
Fashion Magazine Representative
Photo Crew
Hotel Staff
Security Detail
Obsessed Fan - Male. Obsessed and weird, but harmless.

Katharine and Kellie are hired to do a two day photo shoot for a classy fashion magazine, promoting a line of sexy, but wholesome, clothing for women. They are provided with the red carpet treatment, limo, plush hotel room, etc. Katharine and Kellie are staying in the same hotel room.

At the photo shoot, Katharine and Kellie are told that they will be given all the clothes they will be wearing, including the shoes and lingerie. While at the photo shoot, a male worker (light boy, janitor, whatever) makes a bit of a scene about being a huge Katharine fan and after making a total jerk out of himself is finally introduced to Kat. He begins to shake her hand, but then gives her a big hug and becomes a little too friendly, whereupon security steps in. (This should be designed to make Katharine a little uncomfortable, but not freak her out.) The Fan is told to take it easy and leave her alone.

Throughout the photo shoot, the Fan is seen lurking around, peeking, throwing kisses, flirting from a distance, and generally making a nuisance out of himself. At some point, he even manages to slip Katharine a note asking for her phone number. No one seems to notice any of this except Katharine.

After the shoot, Katharine and Kellie are told that the wardrobes they have been given will be delivered by the photoshoot company to their hotel room while everyone of importance goes to dinner. At dinner someone brings up the subject of the weird Fan who seemed obsessed. Kellie turns this discussion into a comic moment, making fun of obsessed fans. She also orders the calamari and lobster, and goes on about how much she likes it.

After dinner, Katharine and Kellie are escorted back to the hotel. Upon entering their room, they find the Fan standing in the bedroom, dressed in the lingerie and shoes Katharine was given, in the process of slipping into one of her dresses. The Fan, extremely embarrassed, bolts from the room only to be apprehended in the hall by security. Katharine and Kellie are assured that the fan will not be back. Kellie, being her usual funny, goofy self, steers the moment into one of extreme hilarity over this incident.

In the morning, they are again driven to the photo shoot for the second day of shooting. (Keep in mind that no one from the photo shoot knows about the previous evenings happenings in the hotel, only Katharine and Kellie and the security folks.) After shooting begins, none other than the Fan shows up again, yelling to Kat and making a scene about how he had such a wonderful time last night, will always cherish the lingerie, and how he looks forward to seeing her again the next time she's in town. At that point, security drags him off, and not too gently.

The magazine company then confronts Katharine about having a wild night with the Fan and how if word of it gets out, the whole image that the magazine is trying to convey will be lost. They demand the clothes, lingerie and shoes be returned (she can't - the Fan was wearing some of them when he was carried out of the hotel). They also inform her that she will not be paid for any work she has done, and in fact owes them for the limo, hotel, dinner, and expenses related to the photo shoot. Kellie blames her too for costing her a new wardrobe.

Enter Ashton Kutcher.

Katharine's been punk'd.


Katharine's summer is full of hope, full of potential, and promises to provide many bouquets to grace the home that I call my heart.

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08/23/2006 5:02 AM Alert 
ohhhhhhh McDon - that is so wicked... I love it ... hahaha...

This is a really good one....
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08/23/2006 5:38 AM Alert 
lol...that's great Don!
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08/23/2006 12:15 PM Alert 
haha yeah Don it's great! ;) Bian has to finish his!

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08/23/2006 2:13 PM Alert 
Posted By underwoodfan23 on 08/21/2006 2:12 PM
We could even take this a step forward and assemble a HUGE phone bill and be like, "This is what KMF spent on text messages...can you pay us back??"

Like this one?






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Posted By McElphaba on 08/21/2006 2:43 PM