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Yeah, in retrospect, I don't get it either. But after a long absence, here's three more for the holiday:
Preparations before performing...
David Foster: "Hey, I always eat a big fish dinner and have a glass of Chardonney before going on stage to perform..."
Kat: "I have a giant turkey sandwich with no mustard, mayo or anything else--with a Red Bull to drink before heading out to wow 'em on the stage..."
Andrea: "Andrea never reveal what he eats to prepare before he sing! But Andrea will reveal this: Bee healthy, bee happy..."
"Good lord, the service in this restaurant is terrible! I've never seen a culinary establishment that doesn't provide at least water or some oyster crackers on the table let alone having waiters standing in a single-file line staring at me with their jaws and tongues down to their toes..."
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"The Algonquin Round Table may be long gone decades ago...but my blazing wit seems to be strong enough now where even an *ahem* makes the waiter take away my dinner before I'm half-finished..."
The day after the 4th of July...
Kat: "Nick, dear, I have no idea what you just yelled into my ear--but if you want to know where the fireworks were that gave me the 24-hour hearing loss while I sang "Save the Last Dance for Me"...it's right over there..."
Nick: "God bless America, where I can sit with my wife at the official entrance to America and revel in the beauty of having her answer 'I think it's high tide' when I ask her what time it is. And thanks to America for reminding us that ear protection kits for fireworks shows cost pocket change..."
"I don't know if you doing this on the grass is such a wise PR suggestion from your new publicist, Nena. And to tell you the truth, I'm considering firing my new PR person who claimed uniquely plugging to the cameras my next movie character in that western would be a brilliant career move..."
"Ok, a bad day finally made good: Nena gave me back my keys after going on a wild driving tirade in my car, the paparazzi are finally going away, and I've given my first payment to Miss Gray for quickly providing a new pair of pants when paparazzi camera people don't care if you slip on mud in your own lawn..."
Left to right...
"I feel like this is 'Sex in the City'..."
"I feel like ten feet tall in the city..."
"I feel like doing Rockette high-kicks in the city..."
"I feel like doing Blue Steel in the city..."
"I feel like...hey, did I just hear several magnets latch onto me...in the city?"
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