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07/11/2007 9:25 AM Alert 

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He:  I'm obsessed with your chin. I'm going to munch on it.
She: That's my line.
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"And everything around her is a silver pool of light... She makes you calm, she holds you captivated in her palm"
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07/15/2007 3:31 AM Alert 


^Kat: "Ok, look...when I said I'd do that show near the manure farm at the Smallville County Fair...nobody told me I'd need ID to get past the farmer gatekeeper!"
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Cameraman to left: "Damn! Kat's smarter than any of us ID snoopers thought. Her ID card says her name's Katarina McQghstyuvbrgdbghaf and gives her stats as living in Latvia, 3 foot 3 and 98 years old..."
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07/15/2007 3:36 AM Alert 


New Pup: "Is this what you warned about when you said I may face the possibility of womanhandling and flashing lightbulbs? And I guess I should say now...I'm NOT too young to drive cars..."
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07/23/2007 2:29 AM Alert 


"No, IIIIIIIIIIIII'm Not Ur Gir....Holy God--static electricity!!! Don't you men ever walk without scuffing your feet before coming up on stage?!"
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"Please help me! I heard the critics for this show are about to charge through that curtain back there while riding horseback and wearing medieval gear. And then there was something about Merlin promising me that he'd turn them all into frogs who will never get kissed..."
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07/23/2007 2:37 AM Alert 


Man to right: "Thank you lord for what I just received. And now protect me lord from what I may receive from my girlfriend after receiving Katharine's love so earnestly and cheerfully while sitting in thy chair."
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Kat: "Note to self: Remember to not have Nena swallow the keys to the handcuffs I use on stage. And also note to self to beg RCA to put a locksmith on the payroll before I get sued by dozens of taken girlfriends..."
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07/28/2007 3:57 AM Alert 


Jared: "Hey, it wasn't ME who had this hiding under the couch. I'd tell you some of the mags I've found under there, but you'd probably never want to come back to the show again let alone lounge on our furniture..."

Kat: "Well, I just found a Canadian loonie under one of these cusions--and the director told me cost-cutting means it's my scale pay for this appearance. What gives? I got paid in American currency AND got free cake for doing that cover on Stuff!"
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07/28/2007 4:07 AM Alert 


^"Hello...my name's Dorian, I'm part of your staff, talk to you every morning, try to make your life comfortable...but I just went crazy enough to ask you to write 'I Lub You' on my head, pretty pwease..."
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Kat: "Now what's up with this new obstacle training course where I learn to avoid head-on collisions with autograph-seekers and paparazzi cameramen? And I don't get that 'No U-Turns When Holding a Sharpie' road rule..."
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08/06/2007 3:33 AM Alert 


"Hey! Someone gave me the wrong earpiece and I'm hearing my 'Love Story' vid in Japanese while a high-pitched female impersonator of my voice just gave me tinnitus and summoned every dog into the building!"
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah! I'm not going to sit here and hear spoilers about the final Harry Potter book until I finally get to it in the fall of 2035..."

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"When I said 'Love Story' was an earworm song...I didn't expect some evil experiment on TRL of inserting real earworms backstage when getting my makeup applied..."
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08/06/2007 3:46 AM Alert 


Girl second to left: "Well! When I became ecstatic that Kat signed up for our Handwriting Analysis secret society...I didn't expect to see such a huge swirl on her M's. I'd tell her what that means...but then I'd have to give it away why my I's are slanted..."

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"July 4th, 2025. President Katharine McPhee signs the new bill providing universal skin aesthetics to every American as her cabinet looks on in the Oval Office. No longer will the American public be plagued by acne ever again...despite Kat willing to stop by and help out the process. Oh, and the new bill to redecorate the Oval Office into something more homey was passed a long time ago..."
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08/11/2007 12:29 AM Alert 

To the left, to the left.....   no, dummy, LOOK TO THE LEFT!!
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08/12/2007 2:54 AM Alert 



Kat: "Guys, we have a sudden problem with fiction mirroring reality mirroring something in-between. I just felt a real little leg kick me in the ribs inside my stomach! And worse yet, I'm joining a monastery after filming's done..."
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"I'll NEVER do a film again where a director makes a last-minute change of having an alien pop out of the hippie chick's stomach wearing a tie-dye shirt..."
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08/12/2007 3:06 AM Alert 


The spank and subsequent bone-crushing nose punch heard 'round the world...or at least the greater Los Angeles area...
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Kat: "Hey, what's with my PR team running toward me with a ring of duct tape the size of a basketball?"
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08/12/2007 1:56 PM Alert 
Posted By groucho on 08/11/2007 12:29 AM

To the left, to the left.....   no, dummy, LOOK TO THE LEFT!!



No kidding!  McPhee showing lots of purple bra sliding on her back toward you....what are you looking at.  He's a good actor!  I don't think I could look away from her.
"I saw Katharine McPhee when there were about 12 contestants left on American Idol. She blew me away. I loved her grace, her style, her poise, her voice and her hair! I wanted her to be the face of Sexy Hair because she represented everything that I had in my head for the brand: youth, beauty, talent, class, a young sophistication, and sexiness." -- Jim Morrison, CEO of Sexy Hair Products.
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08/20/2007 2:49 AM Alert 


"The first time I ever decide to take a risky swig from a bottle of carwash spray...and it turns out to be filled with an entire six-pack of beer! Well, at least my staff rented out a forklift for me on the movie set..."
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"Wait a minute...I didn't see anything in the script about Hugh Hefner having a cameo and having to give him a sponge bath!"
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08/20/2007 3:02 AM Alert 


Nick: "You know, Kat...you make me feel better after a hard day of being told by a psychic that not only would people here in Hollywood mistake me for Daughtry, accuse me of knocking you up, but that I was the most likely person of the day to get my left foot stuck in a pail. But, no, I said...I'm NOT going to have a bad day. And I already told myself I won't sue that barber..."
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08/20/2007 3:11 AM Alert 


"If hobos on the streets of NYC can squeegee people's windshields--I could probably make some extra money myself doing the same to women's pregnant bellies..."
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"Damn Nicole Kidman for leaving these food stains that I have to clean off of her previously-used pregnant belly! If you can't see where your food goes if you drop a piece...then get a personal pregnant belly fitter..."
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"Ooooh! I just heard a little voice emanating from my stomach asking 'You want Unleaded or Super?'"
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08/20/2007 10:22 AM Alert 


Blue shirt:  We don't allow dogs running loose in this airport!
Katharine:  You can stop pointing at my butt any time now!
Nena:          Lemme back in my carrier! I get scared when the big people fight...
katpedia.com - watch and listen to Idol, pre-Idol, and post-Idol McPhee performances all in one convenient location

"And everything around her is a silver pool of light... She makes you calm, she holds you captivated in her palm"
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08/20/2007 5:51 PM Alert 


"Ooh, she's kicking!"             "Yeah, it's Morse Code for I don't
                                                    care if you are my dad, you're a rat!
                                                    Where have you been all this time?"
katpedia.com - watch and listen to Idol, pre-Idol, and post-Idol McPhee performances all in one convenient location

"And everything around her is a silver pool of light... She makes you calm, she holds you captivated in her palm"
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08/26/2007 3:11 AM Alert 


Kat: "And why are we making out in a hazard zone set up by the city?"

Nick: "Nothing to worry about. If you see sparks emanating from my ears, a giant mushroom cloud on top of my shaved head, my head spin around multiple times and me doing ecstatic funky dance moves around the lawn...the city is just taking precautions to everybody on set..."
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08/26/2007 3:20 AM Alert 


Man to Left: "You see that woman over there? We technically haven't been married since she caught the 'McPheever' about this time last year. So excuse me for saying that I've also just caught the 'McPheever' and I'd pay you anything if I could be your next Larry and live in that bag with you on the road."

Man's wife in back: "Oh dear God...my husband just ruined me by having rags soon showing headlines of 'Man in Blue Shirt/Larry/Kat Triangle.' "

Kat: "Not a word...but I already have a TMZ photographer stuffed in this red bag while I conveniently head out to the Mojave Desert..."

Nena: "Larry? Larry? Mom, Larry just told me he fell for that man's wife over there and we have a new potential rag story of 'Man in Blue Shirt/His Wife/Larry Triangle.'"
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08/26/2007 4:06 AM Alert 


^Nena: "Um, how long do we have to do this photoshoot in front of the overweight 70's Elvis impersonator wearing that horrible gold jumpsuit?"

Kat: "Nena, honey...it ain't over until the giant Elvis says 'Thankyaverymuch' and gets a giant crate full of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in for lunch..."
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09/02/2007 2:34 AM Alert 


^"You know, somehow doing that John Travolta strut down a sidewalk while 'Stayin' Alive' plays in the background just isn't the same when you're wearing a pregnant body suit, this dress and these shoes..."

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"Damn me making the mistake of filming two movies back to back. Now that 'Last Caller' indie film I'm doing will have my character looking for love in Manhattan while shoving guys into the curb with this pregnant belly..."
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09/02/2007 2:44 AM Alert 


Kat: "Lesson learned: NEVER use an inferior wannabe Big Sexy Hair product called 'Humongous Schmexy Folicles.'"
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Kat (again): "When you get French hairdressers on your movie set--always remember to check their weird factor before they touch your hair...even though these bags of chocolate ants they provide aren't bad..."
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09/02/2007 2:50 AM Alert 


Kat: "Don't worry officer--we're just going around L.A. in our 'Foodmobile' and showing the rest of the women in this town how yummy pizza can potentially be..."
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Rumer Willis: "Sure, Nena may have sniffed and licked this pizza--but I'll keep telling myself: 'I'm not Lucy Van Pelt...I'm not Lucy Van Pelt!'"
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09/10/2007 3:25 AM Alert 


Security guard to right: "Ok, Kat, not a word...but I'm not really a security guard--nor is my buddy here. All we want from you is your lifetime supply of pizza and other snacks--or my buddy pulls that tie string on your robe and the paparazzi gives you an official Britneyfication..."
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Kat: "Whattya mean Osama bin Laden said in his new video that he thought "I Know What Boys Like" was the Great Satan and to watch out for the movie set's snack bar?"
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09/10/2007 3:33 AM Alert 


Kat: "Wait a second...bring back that robe! I think I just entered a land of no imagination called the Paparazzi Britney Zone..."
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As the paparazzi drew diagrams all night on the digital picture of Kat--they drew lines to teach their upstarts exactly where to aim their cameras the next time they saw Kat in Intuition with skimpy clothing on. And they also marked the spot where they were supposed to shove the person blocking the view without getting a lawsuit for harassment or whipped by a giant towel...
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09/10/2007 3:46 AM