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"And here's to Mommy, and Daddy, and... and... all my McPhee ancestors... you know some people think we're descended from the selkies... they're magic, y'know... and here's to Adriana, and Nicky, and Nena, and EV-rybody I love... Whee-e-e-e-e-, I just love Vegas, don't you??"
Alternate (sings): "Everyone today is thoroughly modern.... ta da da da da da da....."
Ordinary Toes =
Exploding bladder references =
^With a few more glasses of champagne if could have ended up as 'Ordinary Bladder.'
Kat: "Well, so much for consulting Angie's List about hiring reputable painters to paint my condo without splattering paint all over themselves in excitement while painting giant murals of my butt on the walls! And I suggest you put down that artist's wand now before you get that 'living art' idea of painting me, Nick and Nena pink..." Painter: "You think I'M all about avant-garde artistic ideas? I'm still trying to explain to my friends that you walk around your house with a microphone, make workers inside wear a headset version of the same and have studio lights overhead aimed down on your oven!"
"Wait, you want me to get on that moving belt and keep my balance while it moves through some machine that's going to x-ray my insides to make sure I'm not full of drugs or illegal contraband? A-h-h-h! I'll die!"
K: "Nena, you know better than to do that in your doggy carrier!" N: "I couldn't help it, I told you I was scared!"
"And for my next trick, I'm going to gargle The National Anthem! "
K: "Hey, you want that Nikon up your nose?" N: "He obviously knows nothing of The Greek Mafia or he'd never dare get that close."
Whoa here she comes..THAT'S ME!!!