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"Oh be quiet! I did NOT just say 'It's good to be oot and aboot and in the hoose, ey?' when asked how I loved Canada..."
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"Nena...bad dog! I told you not to race my car up and down the street and howl like a wolf out the window when I'm indoors doing interviews!"
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"Yes, it's 'Youth' in a box. Those of you 65 and older can smear this on your face, see your wrinkles go away, your hair grow back, your belly brought back to a six-pack in just six months of continual use. I'm sorry my personal congratulatory visits to your home have been canceled though. A retirement village I visited with 50 men who tried our product recently ended up with the nurses signing 50 death certificates within an hour..."
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"Youth toothpaste. When you're finally over the...crest."
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"That one! I've never had a pet bling watch before...but I feel attracted to the big one there! And what's that you say about how they love to eat mice and purr when you take it out of its cage to pet it?"
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Effective PR at swanky events...

Kat: "I'll have a turkey sandwich. Hold the lettuce and all other things that fall under the vegetable category. Just put some mayo on it and I'm good..."

Roger W. (Kat's publicist in the back): "She'd like the $20 Ostrich Burger on rye bread...hold the curly fries shaped like chihuahuas..."
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^"And then after the sound board technicians inexplicably starting playing the accompaniment for 'Beer Barrel Polka' after several other screw-ups all night during her first concert tour ever...Kat threw up her hands and walked off stage with her dancing backup singers in tow. After cheers from the crowd for her to come back, a little caption balloon came up next to the background picture stating 'Not tonight...I have a headache.'"..."
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04/29/2007 1:46 PM Alert 
Thanks for the funny pictures guys. I'm a new Kat fan myself..I became one like a week ago. And wow, she's just absolutely gorgeous.
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"Oh my dear, I would so love to play Glinda to your Elphaba. With my natural
beauty and your voice we'd knock 'em dead!"

K:  "Omigosh, that would be so todally cool, but I don't think I'll be doing
Broadway for awhile."
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Posted By Hodan on 04/29/2007 1:46 PM
Thanks for the funny pictures guys. I'm a new Kat fan myself..I became one like a week ago. And wow, she's just absolutely gorgeous.


Welcome to the wacky world of KMF, Hodan. Feel free to contribute in this thread anytime if you want.




Kat: "I already know how to handle women who are envious and jealous of me by yelling out 'Bite Me!' I just never thought I'd ever get so mad and frustrated that I'd actually take that phrase literally in the opposite way...even if you ARE a puppet!"

Madame Puppet: "Well, you'd feel envious and jealous of you too if you had a nose as long as mine, had a bad sense of fashion, had divining rods sprouting from your hands...and had some mysterious man carrying you around wherever you go who has his arm in a place it shouldn't be..."
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Trying to be politically correct at the GLAAD Awards...



"Wow, I'm so 'glad', happy and gay to be at the GLAAD Awards. Ha ha, don't get mad just get GLAAD. And, oh...is this the 'Don't Tell, Don't Ask' section or are you guys just glad to see me? Plus...hey, where's Roger W. and his pink coat when you need him for PR?"
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"Sorry my dear, no conga lines when I'm singing 'Love Story'..."
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^Kat: "I may have a little bit of martini in me--but I'm not tipsy enough to believe that this cotton candy is recycled from this guy's hair..."

Man to right: "Ha ha, well she won't believe me then when I tell her that I'm the President of the Hair Club for Gay Men--and we GIVE our clients cotton candy on their heads to help receding hair lines..."
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Kat: "Ok, guys...let me out of this virtual reality women's fantasy game NOW before this carnival barker starts selling me popcorn and peanuts and a little car filled with clowns drives into the room..."
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^"Got milk?"
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^"Um, yeah...I guess I could think about that gig of usurping the Swarovski crystal ball and being lowered at midnight in Times Square next New Year's Eve while wearing an all-diamond dress.  Just give me something to do like singing, keep my wallet in safe-keeping, shield me away from drunk men, and I'm game..."

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"Hey! According to the stock market reports...this diamond outfit makes me officially worth 50 million dollars! And because used denim also makes me a good stock pick of the week...Jim Cramer just had a conniption in front of me in the other room..."
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N:  "They're ba-a-a-a-ck! Keep smilin,' Babe."                                                  K: "I'm smilin, I'm smiin...."
                                                      Nena (while mooning paparazzi): "Take that!!"

(It took me awhile but I finally did see Nena, or rather selected portions of her anatomy, in this picture.)
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Nick: "Hey, I know it's risky to stuff that cameraman from TMZ in the trunk after I knocked him out cold. But we can stick a straw in his nose and position the straw out through that little opening in the trunk door so he won't suffocate until we get out to the Mojave Desert..."

Kat: "And we shouldn't drop him off in the Mojave Desert. I've been there...and they actually have a Robertson Blvd. there too that's swarming with sweaty papps begging for agua!"
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^"OMG, it's a terrorist who just got through security!  I'd spin around right here to turn into Wonder Woman to save the day...but I don't want TMZ capturing me attempting a wobbly Wonder Woman spin in these blue high heels...
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"Wow, an airport terminal sunglasses store with sunglasses lenses the size of beach balls! Goodbye dinner plate size shades for me..."
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Nick: "I hate it when they redesign LAX so you don't even know which direction to go after getting off the elevator."

Bodyguard in behind: "Yo, not to worry, bro. Just give me da number of the redesigner and I'll turn da boyz into a human pretzel. And you never wanna see me when I do my sadistic Curly 'N'yuk N'yuk' impression while getting angry..."

Kat: "This is LAX? I need to get my biological clock back in order--because I was just speaking Italian to that lady at the desk..."

Nena (in the bag): "Maledizione! I was hoping to meet up again with Lorenzo, the only Italian male chihuahua I met in Italy..."
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05/13/2007 3:01 PM Alert 
ROFL you all are to funny!!!
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Nick: "Kat, you look absolutely gorgeous. That dress is....ravishing!"

Kat: "Thanks! I saw it hanging over a Broadway theater stage and couldn't resist it..."
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"Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' aliiiiiive!

Yeah, that was a good warmup for this tribute to the Bee Gees. And if my hair doesn't look like Barry Gibb's from 1977...please tell me now!"
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"Now listen to me Miss Nena...I know you've become like a REAL little person after recently finding my car keys in your mouth and noticing Nick's box of cigars missing. We have to keep this on the downlow. And, remember, the next time you sit with us at a Beverly Hills outdoor restaurant table, I don't want you to utter to the waiter, 'We're going Dutch!'"
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Mr. Frog: "Thumbs up to Kat kissing frogs just enough where they can become princely enough to get out of the pond and interact in the human world. Thumbs down to the fact that Kat doesn't look anything like a frog and I'm not a direct financial heir to Kermit."

Kat: Thumbs up to my weird connection with frogs everywhere I go...and them teaching me how to drink water and eat food in a new way..."
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Alternate (Mr. Frog--or is it Mr. Alien/Reptile?): "Everybody on Planet Reptilian 4 wishes you peace and prosperity, Kat. Oh, and Tom and Katie say hello from their extended honeymoon..."
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Woman to the left measuring: "Tape measure, shtape measure...I do Tyra McPheels all the time and ALWAYS get accurate measurement results. Though as we say in my business: We do it behind the screens..."

Kat: "If you think that wonder "Smooth" bra is smooth...wait until you drink that energy drink I was hawking earlier!"
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Kat: "Whoa! Lei and Pineapple Express delivery all in one!"

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"And here I only thought dogs could create an indoor typhoon when shaking themselves off after being out in the rain..."
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"Kellie's may be bigger, but mine are realer!"

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Katharine:       Oh, Pfffft! I did NOT wreck my Mustang, I traded it in on a Beemer!
Gaico Gecko: You mean I can't believe everything I read in the National Enquirer?
                          Okay, I guess that means I CAN sell you car insurance after all.
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Posted By groucho on 05/21/2007 10:07 PM


Katharine:       Oh, Pfffft! I did NOT wreck my Mustang, I traded it in on a Beemer!
Gaico Gecko: You mean I can't believe everything I read in the National Enquirer?
                          Okay, I guess that means I CAN sell you car insurance after all.


 

^I should have realized that this was probably supposed to be a gecko (probably the mascot for Geico) rather than a frog. But they're all in the amphibian family anyway. If it is that Aussie-speaking gecko for Geico then...



Gecko: "When they said meeting Kat was so easy, even a caveman could do it...then I guess that excludes geicos from the evolutionary chain. After all, survival of the fittest who don't sweat under the armpits is something I'VE always believed in..."

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Inside Kat's head: "Damn...I thought this was the WB frog and we'd do a 'Hello My Baby' duet out on stage as an encore..."

 


 


 

 


 

 
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^"Give my regards to the interior designers for remodeling LAX to look just like a red...or green carpet experience! I'm off to God knows where with my Berlitz foreign language books in tow..."

Man to right: "Whoa...biological clock-challenged superstar approaching at 12 o'clock!

Man's wife to right: "Husband of a wife and father of three children inappropriately springing his eyes from his sockets at 6 o'clock..."
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Actually I haven't a clue what the creature is supposed to be, I just wanted to use the insurance line.
And I am still trying to translate "biological clock challenged superstar." Jetlagged and a little crazy?
For some reason all I could think of was "my biological clock is ticking." No it's not. You're young yet.
Shut up and sing. (JK, Chicks joke, oh nvmnd)
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Posted By groucho on 05/23/2007 10:33 AM
Actually I haven't a clue what the creature is supposed to be, I just wanted to use the insurance line.
And I am still trying to translate "biological clock challenged superstar." Jetlagged and a little crazy?
For some reason all I could think of was "my biological clock is ticking." No it's not. You're young yet.
Shut up and sing. (JK, Chicks joke, oh nvmnd)


I can't hear that line without picturing Marisa Tomei stomping her foot and waving her arms around!
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05/25/2007 3:31 AM Alert 
^I should have used "Circadian Rhythm" instead. But when your head realizes you're missing time from jetsetting around the world every other day--the biological clock has to be put in context.



^"If you think my unique ability to lift my leg straight up finally caused it to get stuck...well then, you're right! But I look at it as permanently being in Tae-kwon-do mode when near crazy people who want something from me..."
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"Now what did you say this sweater with 'Extra'  printed on the front is supposed to represent during this photoshoot?"
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