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02/10/2007 8:55 AM Alert 
Posted By Gregoriancant on 02/10/2007 4:33 AM


^Jimmy Kimmel: "Square dancing during 'Open Toes?' Ok, 'Swing your partner, dosey do...don't forget to expose that open toe. Now clap your hands...and....and...and...pull on the host's tie...'"

Kat: I'd show you how to do the McShimmey. But then every guy in the United States would start doing that in their office wearing those same office clothes...leading to mass firings. After all, I already started a problem with the raising leg thing while sitting down..."





Jimmy:  (thinking) I'm so glad I got her to sing 4 songs. Imagine, dancing with a young beautiful girl? That's priceless. I should have had Katharine only for the whole show. Jay Leno is such an old fashioned gray-haired guy (having Katharine on his show for a mere 3 minutes).

Kat: Jimmy, you're my favorite host. Mattsie told me that you  worked in Seattle before and I know Seattlelites are great people!! Yes, the show is mine now and we can dance the night away! I'm now about to pull you close to me by your tie, are you ready? Yayyy....
Movie actors like Paul Newman, Jimmy Stewart, Humphrey Bogart, Katharine Hepburn, Lauren Bacall and Bette Davis make me want to live in the era they lived but I could have been just as inspired even now while I watch their work in films.
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02/10/2007 10:34 AM Alert 

"C'mon, Jimmy, faster! Faster! Let's generate some heat.
I haven't been this cold since the Billboards! "
katpedia.com - watch and listen to Idol, pre-Idol, and post-Idol McPhee performances all in one convenient location

"And everything around her is a silver pool of light... She makes you calm, she holds you captivated in her palm"
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02/10/2007 12:23 PM Alert 


^"I knew you could frequently find money and pieces of junk food under the cushions of these deep couches...but stray dogs? Well, Nena probably needs another big sister to shield her from her rabid fans who already want a piece of her. Nena's paw is already starting to tremble lately from fear of having no canine security guards."
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Or (The Dog): "I tell ya...when you have Kat's arm around your head like this...the feeling even beats having pieces of steak for dinner..."
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Member Since 7/12/2006
02/12/2007 3:59 AM Alert 

Nigel:  Katharine...I'm sorry but that isn't going to change anything.  Taylor's still last year's American Idol.

Katharine:  How about if I nibble on your ear?

Nigel:  No...um...well...hey Chris, how are you doing over there?

Chris:  I'm selling more records than the rest of last year's Idols combined!  HA!  Soul Patrol what?

Katharine:  Whatever Chris...would you like me to whisper something in your ear too?





"I saw Katharine McPhee when there were about 12 contestants left on American Idol. She blew me away. I loved her grace, her style, her poise, her voice and her hair! I wanted her to be the face of Sexy Hair because she represented everything that I had in my head for the brand: youth, beauty, talent, class, a young sophistication, and sexiness." -- Jim Morrison, CEO of Sexy Hair Products.
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Member Since 7/12/2006
02/12/2007 4:01 AM Alert 

Katharine:  They say RCA put you on my MySpace top friends just for show.  I'll show 'em.  Get over here, Taylor.

Taylor:  AHHHH....Katharine McPhee's lips are on my cheek!  Soul Patrol!  Woooooo!





"I saw Katharine McPhee when there were about 12 contestants left on American Idol. She blew me away. I loved her grace, her style, her poise, her voice and her hair! I wanted her to be the face of Sexy Hair because she represented everything that I had in my head for the brand: youth, beauty, talent, class, a young sophistication, and sexiness." -- Jim Morrison, CEO of Sexy Hair Products.
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02/12/2007 4:28 AM Alert 


Taylor: "Ow! When you went into facial aesthetician mode and tore off that blackhead I developed this weekend...I didn't expect you'd kiss the wound!"

Kat: "And spread the word to those photographers that there's a bandage on your cheek and I'm not tearing blackheads off in a gross, unique way..."

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Or (Taylor): "Whoo-hoooooooo! After-Shave Patrol!!!"
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Member Since 5/26/2006
02/14/2007 3:58 AM Alert 


Kat: "Heck, let's go crazy on my next album and produce a Death Metal song together! Here's a little Death Metal ditty I wrote you may like to hear if you can hear me above the crowd noise..."

Babyface: "Ha ha, I'll never tell anybody I put cotton in my ears to avoid the crowd noise and Kat's sudden fascination with Death Metal..."
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Edit change: Kat: "I said: I SWEATED SO MUCH IN THE STUDIO WITH YOU...FANS ARE SELLING BAGS OF MY SWEAT ON EBAY!"
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02/15/2007 3:36 AM Alert 


Kat: "Danja, you HAVE to watch Nena here take a grape from my mouth..."

Danja's thoughts: "Remember, your name is Danja. My name is...Danja. My name is badass DANJA. I'm...I'm...ok, I'm Nate Hills--and I'm a softie who loves Nena, Kat and running through fields filled with flowers!"
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Member Since 5/26/2006
02/16/2007 4:18 AM Alert 


Kat: "And while you're shaving, you can press a little button on this amazing Gillette razor--turning it into a handy cell phone, can opener, toothbrush, hair dryer, mascara liner, tax preparation software kit, a portable DVD player, a time travel device, a nuclear weapon to destroy terrorist cells...plus a convenient storage pouch to store shirts when you're a model who's freezing cold standing in a press room with no shirt on..."

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Alternate (model at right): "Pssst....Kat. Can I be the right-handed shavee? I fear left-handed people shaving me and bringing on the wrath of blood from my jugular..."
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Member Since 4/4/2006
02/16/2007 7:02 PM Alert 

"To the left, to the left.... no, MY left, dummy!"

katpedia.com - watch and listen to Idol, pre-Idol, and post-Idol McPhee performances all in one convenient location

"And everything around her is a silver pool of light... She makes you calm, she holds you captivated in her palm"
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02/16/2007 7:12 PM Alert 

Katharine:  "...a great shave and...a hot, sleek design."
Model #1: "Like yourself much, Kat?"
Model #2: "She's talking about the razor, idiot."
katpedia.com - watch and listen to Idol, pre-Idol, and post-Idol McPhee performances all in one convenient location

"And everything around her is a silver pool of light... She makes you calm, she holds you captivated in her palm"
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02/17/2007 1:08 AM Alert 
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02/17/2007 4:50 AM Alert 


^"McDonald's WOULD have to draw me into helping out their ad campaign for a funkier, hipper McDonald's. I like the cool-looking new Big Macs, but no way will I go near that new gangsta rapper Ronald McDonald..."

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Alternate: "This is my secret gangsta symbol to Danja to go to the pet store where I bought Nena and adopt that cute little poodle we saw together when working on the album. It's also a symbol for 'God bless you for not desiring to work in a sauna like Babyface does...'"
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02/19/2007 4:20 AM Alert 


^"One BILLION dollars to produce the biggest booger known to humanity while hosting Teen Nick? It beats gargling songs and nearly choking to death for a small check..."

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Alternate: "Hey, pass it on...this isn't a Photoshop job!  And after performing with germy microphones all day...the little finger is the cleanest way to pick your nose without worrying about spreading the latest flu virus up into my nasal cavity..."
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02/19/2007 4:28 AM Alert 


"Ok, you go tell your manager at the post office that I DIDN'T request people send me a giant package of every copy of every magazine I've ever been on or in! And I precisely don't remember being on the cover of Playboy wearing bunny ears and playing around with Gillette shaving cream..."

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Or: "You mean to tell me that we're going to add a stupid THIRD alternate ending to my 'Over It' video where I dump my boyfriend because I find a box of Playgirl Magazines under his bed?"
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02/21/2007 4:13 AM Alert 


Jim Carrey: "Dang it...I told the producers to just promote that new hormone-enhanced energy drink and not let the girls in the audience drink a six-pack each! But then, it's a good thing you're a spokeswoman for Gillette razors, Kat..."

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Kat: "Hey, Jim...I'm turning 23 next month. Do you think that's some other kind of eerie connection to that 'Number 23' flick you're promoting? And, good lord, in 23 hours...I'll be back here hosting again!"
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02/22/2007 3:41 AM Alert 


^"Ok, this is one weeeeeird Mad Lib for 'Love Story'....but I'm going to do it anyway just for you during this commercial break....

'I think it was the planet collision
When I laid whales on you
I didn't even know your wallet
Somehow we'd end up in the same bathroom
It never crossed my butt
I never saw Cookie Monster like that
I should've listened to my best chef
She knew it would be a perfect mushroom...

It's a typical Love Porsche...'"
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02/23/2007 4:54 AM Alert 


^"I bet you never thought I'd be a moderator on the K Lounge message board, did you? Well, lay your eyes upon my new title...with my former English teacher, Ms. Be, by my side checking your posts for insanity and grammatical errors! And my new job title will say 'Mod With Bangs!' once I can figure out which button to press to change it..."
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02/23/2007 9:39 PM Alert 
hahahahaha i luv this thread!! u guys rock!!
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02/24/2007 7:17 AM Alert 
You guys are awesome, in making those captions (uhmm) i mean Kaptions.
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