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Username: Tia Erika
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01/16/2007 12:38 AM Alert 
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)


Did you hear about the school teacher who was helping
One of her kindergarten students put on his snow boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still
didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on,
she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy
said, "Teacher, They're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, They were. It wasn't any easier pulling
the boots off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get
the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream,
"Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off
his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered
up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on
his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, Now, where are your Mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in three years.

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My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

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01/16/2007 1:40 AM Alert 
I haven't ever dressed a child except my lil Bro.. But that's damn too funny! LMAO, Erika!!
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01/16/2007 6:25 AM Alert 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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