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Username: Tia Erika
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01/01/2007 2:12 PM Alert 
Heres a good one!!

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired . Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton..............





Dear Mrs. Fenton:



Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.



Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: (13 & 15 are my favorites...LOL)



1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.



2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.



3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.



4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened



5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.



6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.



7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.



8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'



9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.



10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.



11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.



12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.



13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"



14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"



And last, but not least ....



15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"



Regards,



Walmart

My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

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01/01/2007 3:00 PM Alert 
LOL!! My fran did number 10, only she didnt ask, she just yelled it really loud.
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01/01/2007 3:01 PM Alert 
And I hid a handful of Taylor Hicks CD's in the feminine needs section!!! Twice!
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01/01/2007 5:48 PM Alert 
Samantha ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

Kat Pack #1423!

"An Eye For Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind."

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01/03/2007 2:49 PM Alert 
Hehe it was fun too! But since Ive done it twice theyll probably start suspecting stuff, so time to move on to a different Wal Mart!! And my fran has a whole list of things she did about a month ago that got her kicked out!!!
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01/03/2007 10:21 PM Alert 

LMAO!

I Should Do That One Day LOL!
My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

Kat Pack #1423!

"An Eye For Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind."

~M.K. Gandhi~
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01/04/2007 1:40 AM Alert 
LMAO, i did that too, i was mad didn't find Kat then i moved Tay to the dark side..Hehe..
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