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Username: Tia Erika
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12/28/2006 1:22 AM Alert 
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various
papers across the world.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS
STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.

My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

Kat Pack #1423!

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12/28/2006 1:33 AM Alert 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

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12/28/2006 6:06 AM Alert 
LMAO. GREAT STUFF!
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12/28/2006 8:52 PM Alert 
Posted By Tia Erika on 12/28/2006 1:22 AM
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various
papers across the world.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS
STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.


Hmm...funny, I need to replace my current mattress right now..

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12/28/2006 10:16 PM Alert 
LMAO!!
Username: Tia Erika
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12/29/2006 1:05 AM Alert 
LMAO Sheena!

My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

Kat Pack #1423!

"An Eye For Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind."

~M.K. Gandhi~


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