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11/02/2006 9:52 PM Alert 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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11/03/2006 12:35 AM Alert 

LMAO!

Kittyrobics LOL!


My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

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11/03/2006 5:23 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 11/02/2006 8:05 PM


oh muttie...what have you done this time????

ALL YOU HATERS AND BASHERS, TAKE HEED!!!

"One day you'll see her and you'll know what I mean, take her or leave her, she will still be the same..Only the curious have something to find, it's KATHARINE on this side."

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11/03/2006 5:27 AM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 10/31/2006 11:52 PM

Minnie's hard core stuff forced me to bring back a little tenderness...


why are their heads weirdly shaped like that?

ALL YOU HATERS AND BASHERS, TAKE HEED!!!

"One day you'll see her and you'll know what I mean, take her or leave her, she will still be the same..Only the curious have something to find, it's KATHARINE on this side."

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11/03/2006 1:39 PM Alert 
Posted By shinamarih on 11/03/2006 5:27 AM
Posted By Mutt808 on 10/31/2006 11:52 PM

Minnie's hard core stuff forced me to bring back a little tenderness...


why are their heads weirdly shaped like that?


 I know!  They're so cute, yet they have disfigured ears.  I don't know if it's normal for that type of cat to have weird ears as kittens.

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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11/03/2006 4:37 PM Alert 
Mutt....here's that smelly cat I was referring to:

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11/04/2006 1:47 AM Alert 
LOL!

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11/04/2006 2:32 AM Alert 

LMAO... Britt, you're a kitty harasser!  Granted, I cannot smell through the computer, so my opinion doesn't mean much.  But they way you described that poor cat, I expected it to look a lot more like this:


"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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11/04/2006 3:39 AM Alert 
You have no idea what you've inspired in the feline world, Steve. I've just discovered that a new organization of cats (and Kat Fans, incidentally) just started up a monthly magazine peddling smut.  I've inadvertently discovered numerous issues that you all have to see to believe.

So when you hear those strange cat sounds in the night outside your window...you'll know what these dangerous magazines kicked off...







There's more issues available to preview--but because Kitty Porn Monthly likes to advertise large...I'll show those who can't look away more of these on another night...
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11/04/2006 1:06 PM Alert 
Posted By Gregoriancant on 11/04/2006 3:39 AM
You have no idea what you've inspired in the feline world, Steve. I've just discovered that a new organization of cats (and Kat Fans, incidentally) just started up a monthly magazine peddling smut.  I've inadvertently discovered numerous issues that you all have to see to believe.

Uh huh, Greg.  INADVERTENTLY discovered them  

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
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11/04/2006 2:38 PM Alert 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Greg, where do I subscribe? Mutt just isn't updating enough lately...

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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11/04/2006 3:42 PM Alert 

Oh, sorry, Jas.  I thought every day or so was enough.  Here ya go:


"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
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11/04/2006 4:35 PM Alert 
LMAO!

My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

Kat Pack #1423!

"An Eye For Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind."

~M.K. Gandhi~


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11/04/2006 5:27 PM Alert 
Thanks Mutt. You're so considerate.

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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11/05/2006 12:22 AM Alert 

This is Mark after day 100 of the Disneyland Fireworks Parade, or Liz after hour 3 of her neighbor's wall-shaking party music:


"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
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11/05/2006 12:25 AM Alert 
Oh Muttie, you are right on the money! I shall forgive you for destroying my children's innocence. My shrink says it's the right thing to do.
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11/05/2006 1:19 AM Alert 
LOL Cute!

My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

Kat Pack #1423!

"An Eye For Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind."

~M.K. Gandhi~


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11/05/2006 2:40 AM Alert 
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 11/04/2006 2:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Greg, where do I subscribe? Mutt just isn't updating enough lately...



Write to:

Attn: Kitty P. Meowr (Subscriptions)
Kitty Porn Magazine
119 Neuter Way
Catville, NJ 08401

Be sure to include a check for $25.43 for a year's subscription...plus one ounce of catnip. If you do that, they'll send you a free calendar featuring some of the pinups (Brutus not included) on various Kitty Porn Magazine covers. It also comes in a neutered edition if you want to hang it up around your family.

And here's three more issues published earlier this year:








Oh, and Steve: I'd think we all can relate to what it's like typing in 'Knitting Yarn' into a Google search and accidentally misspelling it or adding a few other letters...
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11/05/2006 3:16 PM Alert 

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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11/06/2006 12:37 AM Alert 

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
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11/06/2006 12:45 AM Alert 
Cute!

My Niece: Camryn Julia(June 5, 2002, 5 Years, 6 Months)

My Nephew: Noah Patrick James(March 18, 2006, 21 Months)

My Nephew: Jack William(February 12, 2007, 10 Months)

My Nephew: Ethan Daniel Darryl(August 12, 2007, 4 Months)

Kat Pack #1423!

"An Eye For Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind."

~M.K. Gandhi~


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11/06/2006 1:17 AM Alert 
Awwww....

Mutt, you're getting soft.

"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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11/06/2006 3:03 AM Alert 
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 11/06/2006 1:17 AM
Awwww....

Mutt, you're getting soft.



DAMN, I hate that I'm so easily played...


"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
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11/06/2006 4:15 AM Alert 
There's word that KP magazine is also starting a pay cable channel that you can get added to your cable for $19.99 a month (for those cats over age 10). Many of them star Brutus who is reportedly taking a long winter's nap now with an ice pack.

Here's three more magazine covers published during this last summer:









Incidentally, the subscription center for the magazine in Catsville, NJ is located in the Catskills...appropriately enough.
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11/06/2006 5:42 PM Alert 
Posted By Mutt808 on 11/06/2006 3:03 AM
Posted By NothlitHawk777 on 11/06/2006 1:17 AM
Awwww....

Mutt, you're getting soft.



DAMN, I hate that I'm so easily played...



"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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11/06/2006 10:37 PM Alert 

^Lmao!  Bad Mutt, bad!

Greg, those magazine covers are insane!

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11/07/2006 2:59 AM Alert 

"Haha! I love your comments. You just wait there will be more of Kat in Glasses! ha! I love the pic of Nena in glasses. DID you do that? Clever is so! XX kat"
-- Katharine McPhee (January 4, 2007)
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11/08/2006 1:17 PM Alert 

I just sort of "stumbled" in here today..and now look........

 

One angry cat & one "peeping tom" cat...

 

 









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11/08/2006 8:37 PM Alert 
Posted By redddeb4kat on 11/08/2006 1:17 PM

I just sort of "stumbled" in here today..and now look........

 

One angry cat & one "peeping tom" cat...

 

 


Oh  my...


"I think it was the summertime when I laid eyes on you. I didn't even know your name...The boy you never wanted just steals your heart..."--Kat McPhee, Love Story

"4 walls and no you. The silence in this room is so loud...wow"--Kat McPhee, I Lost You

"I didn't see the crash that burnt the bridge, didn't see the missile that sank my loveship down..."--Kat McPhee, Dangerous

"Wanting you to be wanting me, no that ain't no way to be...You never were a friend of mine..."--Kat McPhee, Over It

"No more lonely nights to hurt me, no more tears left to spare, no more reasons to be unhappy. You threw them all up in the air..."--Kat McPhee, Each Other

"Your pedicure, white-tipped French. Your legs don't make no sense...Shoes like these make me hate flats..."--Kat McPhee, Open Toes
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11/08/2006 9:18 PM Alert 

I know kung-fu.

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