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That's a map of the world that dates back to 1418
Well Laurie, for your sake I hope it'll all be peaches & Cream. But I'm afraid the end time is near. the cataclysmic apocalypse Refered To in the scriptures of every holy book know to mankind. it will be an Era fraught with boundless greed & corruption, where global monitary Systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of Over Cooked rice. the nations of the civilized world will collapse under the Impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all Hope & optimism from their once faithfull citizens. around the globe, Generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. unsheilded By the o-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the Cering naked rays of light. wholesale assassinations served to Destabilize Every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend For themselves. bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging Corporations reek havok. ticked off androids tired of being slaves to A godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get screwed over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means Of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in Its Torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, Radiating, And horribly dis-figured hordes of satanic killers, ? begged on Revenge, But against whom? , there are so few left alive. starvation reins Supreme, Forcing unlucky survivers to eat anything & anyone in their path. Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, Causing unending volcanic eruptions. creatures of the seven seas, Unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid Prison. Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause Or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having Proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, Fall Victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien Tribes who Seek to conquer our charred remains. this is extinction level event.
Gee, thanks a lot Laurie. You couldn't have just had a cookie.
LMAO!
Apples Are Yummylicious!
Here is a cookie decorated like an apple. I wonder if Laurie is facing great confusion and inner turmoil at the sight of it?
Last nite at Madison Square Garden Barbra Streisand threw out the F-bomb to someone in the audience – Source the Today Show, I’m sure this will get plenty of coverage, but you heard it first on KMF.
LOL, Co, I thought of you as soon as I saw it on The Today Show. First, because I know you watch the program. Second, because it was about Babs. Third, because ultra-sweet Ann Curry so nicely threw in, "We should mention she did apologize later..." Fourth, cause the F-bomb now inexplicably makes me think of you.
Is this Howard Stern in a blonde wig? Oh, no, it's Babs. I can tell by the nails.
LOL - That you thought of me, this must have been big news because it was covered in the first hour! Yes, that sweet lovable Ann Curry, she's always looking out for people - such a wonderful person, I love her! Darn that Babs - WTF was she thinking, her and those damn political views always seem to backfire on her. I swear why is it that the artists I like get in trouble for opening their mouths? Babs is going to have to do some major damage control over this mess, unfortunately, incidents like this people always seem to remember.
Pictured is the only remaining survivor of the rampage dubbed "The Cookie Massacre". Witnesses recalled the brutality unleashed by KMF Moderator AI12345 on the popular baked goods.
"Everything seemed fine. I mean, we were all just hanging out. Next thing I know, I look around... and there's just, like, crumbs EVERYWHERE," said California Kat Phan. Bigshady added, "I didn't even know anything was wrong until I noticed it was suddenly quiet. All the cookies were jammed into her face. She couldn't even talk."
Laurie, more commonly known as "L," recently went berserk, unleashing her blind rage on what can only be described as as innocent crowd of cookies.
"OMG," said Sasha83. "OMG, OMG!!! When I looked towards L, all I saw was a cloud of crumbs, like sawdust flying off a lumberjack's tree. OMG!" Although Laurie made no offer to share any of the cookie victims, Sasha83 did manage to get a small taste when ordered to kiss Laurie's feet once the crumbs settled. "I could taste a little chocolate chip, but it still smelled like feet."
An inside source who insisted on anonymity added that L has widely been known to regularly forget to shower.