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10/02/2006 6:20 PM Alert 
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Paula Goes Fishing

Hollywood - Clueless Press International    As most of you know by now, Randy Jackson of American Idol is teaming up with Morris the cat to rescue and provide adoptive families for 1 million homeless cats. We here at HT applaud his efforts, even though our last attempt to rescue the feral monster ravaging the dumpster behind our offices here ended in a disaster of epic proportions. A word to the wise - the homeless don't always want to be rescued and can put up quite a vigorous fight when cornered.

That said, our sources have uncovered a cooperative effort between fish food companies Tuna Tails and Fuzzy Flakes and American Idol celebrity judge Paula Abdul.  The program that has been developed will attempt to find people willing to provide shelter for homeless fish.

"We understand that there are obstacles to a program like this," said an unnamed executive of the non-profit organization in  charge of bringing the effort to the American people. "Most people are unfamiliar with what it takes to adequately provide for the needs of fish.  We are willing to go the extra mile to make this a success by providing tanks, equipment and training for anyone willing to provide a home to a finned friend."

Reached by phone, Ms. Abdul stated, "This is important. With all the wealth in the world, you would think something would have been done already to deal with this problem. After all, always having to move around looking for proper water temperatures and sources of food to insure survival of their families puts a tremendous strain on these creatures. We only want to help these poor fish live the lives God intended them to have. There must be billions, maybe trillions, of fish in the world without tanks, play castles, colored gravel, and plastic designer plants. We have to start somewhere."

This might  just be the answer to our problem with that feral devil in the back alley - a nice, grateful, no longer homeless barracuda.
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10/02/2006 10:34 PM Alert 
Homeless fish!?!?   hahahahaha
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10/03/2006 10:48 AM Alert 
Posted By Bigshady on 10/02/2006 10:34 PM
Homeless fish!?!?   hahahahaha

Exactly my thought! Hahahaha...!!
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10/04/2006 7:11 PM Alert 
Hahahaa!