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08/13/2006 8:22 AM	Alert
Good day all of you, Yuvaram here, Yuvarum's twin brother I'm sorry to report that Yuvarum is not his usual self anymore... and he has only you to blame.(THAT'S RIGHT! YOU!) His emotional state rose earlier when he was put up on the poll for McPhan of the week. The whole Phamily together couldn't make him sit down and stop drooling. He was in such high spirits, he even refrained from wearing his favorite eyepatch (Which we have to constantly hide..for obvious reasons). Then the day of the poll arrived, excited as can be, my dumb brother asked me to come online.. the poor dear. He was so upset, 4 neighbours called in to ask him to shut the he** up... apparently. So, I consoled him by offering him a few Yuv cookies that I had saved for his birthday.. he did manage to chew them (God knows how that happened), but he was later found in a very .....uncomfortable situation.. He did manage to cool off.. we told him that it was very early in the day over there (Wherever 'there' is!) and he seemed to calm down, he had a look on his face.. Later on in the night, sure enough, he was found sitting in a corner, with TWO eyepatches on, and a bottle of rum (Note to all: NEVER drink that!). It seems that he had been aimlessly banging his head on the wall.. Yes dear folks, he had received a grand total of...0 votes... We couldn't say anything to console him.. he just sat there, banging away.. Let this be a lesson to you all folks.. Never..I repeat Never.. have an evil twin ___________________________________________________________ Note to the Mods: I read the rules, and it didn't specify AI on it.. is this allowed on this folder? Thanks for helping me out! ___________________________________________________________

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08/13/2006 8:29 AM	Alert
Guys, this was supposed to be titled 'My Resume'.. I want to join one of the papers! Let me in! Either that..or..help me out! Constructive criticism please..

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08/14/2006 9:54 PM	Alert
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08/16/2006 4:24 AM	Alert
The Daily Dung has taken note of your reporting skills, Yuv, and I've passed on a good word about your evil twin story. Unfortunately, reality is stranger than fiction (or maybe that blurred line of half-truths being closer to satire)--because TDD has a similar evil twin story as you've read. The relationship between CEO Tim and his estranged younger brother, Ted Casablanca, is really a complex one and probably needs some deep analysis before you step foot into the TDD doors for an interview. It seems in childhood, Tim used to play around with potions and pretend to do that transformation scene from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. But after it was determined that he was going mad already at the age of 10, doctors revealed that the transformations were actually real. Even the fights started by Ted because he wanted to know where his brother got the cool crooked teeth and hair glued on his fingers resulted in Ted's nose getting nearly bitten off at one point...along with the later reality shock of the situation. The Casablanca family later had Tim interred in a mental institution where Ted would come to visit his brother. While there, he found out that the 'potions' Tim had used to go mad were actually a concoction of illegal alcoholic and legal non-alcoholic beverages stored away by the parents in the family. After mixing a strange mixture of Absinthe and Chamomile Tea, it made Tim start gyrating as much as a Taylor Hicks dance and start spouting celebrity half-truths in tongues to anyone who'd listen. As you know, sometimes brothers want to do what their big brother has done. Ted was already curious about things in more ways than one as a teenager. But he managed to run across Tim's secret potion set one day while moving out of the Casablanca house to go out on his own to get a B.S. in Rag Journalism at Hedda Hopper University. While playing around with the potions, he managed to concoct something completely different from what his brother created and managed to drink it all. It took a little while, but by the time he reached his dorm room in college, Ted was seeing the world through rainbow-coloured glasses and starting to use eating utensils with a slightly raised pinky. After college, Ted was working at various rags until landing his current job at E! Tim managed to start The Daily Dung while committed to the mental institution--which is unprecedented. But TDD's acquisition from The Hollywood Tattletale helped get it on the grocery store checkout line counters. It's usually shoved in-behind The Weekly World News--but there's always at least one copy there. By the way, whenever Tim sees his brother, Ted, on E!, he writes down to his nurses to turn off the F! Channel. So, as you can see, this evil twin situation isn't pretty...even though Tim may not even remember his brother and thinks he has a look-a-like out there competing against him. I'll pass on an application. There's reports, though, that Tim ate them for breakfast last week...so they'll need to be reprinted.

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09/09/2006 11:43 PM	Alert
Do you guys miss Yuvaram? i do..

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09/09/2006 11:59 PM	Alert
Posted By collette_leyton on 09/09/2006 11:43 PM Do you guys miss Yuvaram? i do.. NO!

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09/10/2006 4:35 AM	Alert
Posted By collette_leyton on 09/09/2006 11:43 PM Do you guys miss Yuvaram? i do.. Yes, Collette, I miss Yuvie too. I read his letter to Kat saying he wouldn't be on anymore, but it did seem like it was a positive thing for him. His spirits seemed high, so I wish him the best of luck. Beret, I'm assuming you were trying to be funny, but that's just rude.

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09/10/2006 5:27 PM	Alert
Posted By collette_leyton on 09/09/2006 11:43 PM Do you guys miss Yuvaram? i do.. I do miss Yuv, he just had such a positive outlook and great sense of humor for such a young man! But, I do wish him the best - he's a guy that will have good things happen to him in life. Yuv - if you're lurking . . . hello! We miss you and take good care of yourself my friend!

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09/10/2006 5:48 PM	Alert
Are. You. Serious?!

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09/10/2006 5:49 PM	Alert
Hey, how come it says that Yuvaram has 0 posts when he just posted that?

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09/10/2006 8:05 PM	Alert
I first met Yuv way back in the dark ages over on AI. I was impressed with his intelligence and maturity too. I was surprised to learn he was from India because there was never any problem with cultural or language misunderstandings. We were up together late one night in a thread going through the alphabet with words to describe Katharine, you know how it goes: Awesome Beautiful Courageous Delicious Effervescent etc. Yuv had no problem finding several obscure adjectives for each letter - I don't think we made it to x,y,z. I was glad to see him finally come here but then missed the whole thing where he left. Well, looks like he is still lurking! Welcome bak Yuv! (You knew me on AI as TooOld4AI)

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