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Reality Bites!Prickly this 'n' thats comin' your way in secs, but first wanted you all to know about two quasi-thorny sitches currently a-brewin' around fab femmes Hilary Duff and Scarlett Johansson.
First, both bitchin' babes are developing very feisty reps for having ferocious mother-handlers--producer-manager types, really--who are beginning to make more than a few H-town types think twice about doing business with the delightful blondies.
Just so you know, Scar and Hil--I lurve you both so!
Also, I'm sure Hil-babe's mamacita will absolutely freak when she hears about this one (like she friggin' doesn't already know): You know Duff was supposed to star in a Broadway redo of Grease, right? Right.
Well, guess why she's not doin' it any more? According to veddy connected boards types from back New Yawk way, Ms. D. was told her services were no longer, well, required, because Grease's producers wanted to make a reality show out of the casting of the splashy retro show.
In other words, create a huge anticipation of just who the hell will eventually win the lead in the musical, à la American Idol. And Hil-hon is, well, so Katharine MacPhee--I mean, Kelly Clarkson--already, right?
As I said before, right.
Oh, I also hear Hilary is possibly considering taking over the lead of The Wedding Singer musical, now that her schedule's freed up a tad.
Sounds a bit yucky, no?
Maybe so, maybe not. As of press time, reps for the darling (and I actually mean that when I say it, believe it or not) Hilary have not commented.
Regardless, Ms. D., here's my best solace advise: Go drown your to-do tumult in a bucket of KFC, works for Britney every time!
Katharine McPhee fans around the world