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08/07/2007 11:04 AM	Alert
The Hollywood Tattletale "If you subscribe to us... you need a life" Fans Beseige Dairy Farm Iowa - Clueless Press International - An Ames, Iowa dairy farm is the center of an unexpected pilgrimage by fans of the American pop star and aspiring actress Katharine McPhee. Last week, a fan of Ms. McPhee was driving along rural route 325 and saw what appeared to be an image of the songstress on the side of one of the 5,000 head of guernsey dairy cattle belonging to owner Delbert Ross. Word quickly spread via chat rooms and fan forums, and this week, a crowd estimated at over 3,000 is camped out along the road, hoping to catch a glimpse of the 'blessed bovine', as one camper described the cow in question. "I haven't been this excited since Mother Teresa appeared on that piece of toast several years ago," said Tom, a fan who prefers to be known as 'katlives4everinmy<3'. Asked about the situation, Mr. Ross stated, "Hey, it's just a cow. If these nuts want to spend the summer camped out along the road out there, that's fine by me. Between you and me though, LuLinda stays in the barn until I figure out how that eBay thing works." It could be a long, hot summer in Iowa for some folks.

Katharine's summer is full of hope, full of potential, and promises to provide many bouquets to grace the home that I call my heart. www.myspace.com/katfan49 www.myspace.com/katfia www.myspace.com/katspack

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08/08/2007 2:17 AM	Alert
Yay, another edition of HTT. Moo Moo GOOD!

We are definitely working together -- working on a record together. She sings so magnificently, it's just amazing -David Foster-

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08/08/2007 2:35 AM	Alert
Thanks Don --This is great --You are always so clever and make me laugh! LINDA

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08/12/2007 4:11 AM	Alert
The Daily Dung staff has someone named Elmer on their staff who used to work on a farm--and he's threatening to sue THT now for them using "Delbert" as a typical farmer's name. Of course, the truth is the truth and the case has no merit. What could have merit is the other rumors from those all-seeing spies in TDD that they caught both Delbert AND Elmer kissing the image on the cow this last week. And then there's some rumor this is the same (possibly slobbering) cow Kat kissed in the midwest last year while visiting a state fair with the 'AI' tour. So this brings up an interesting scientific debate: Do cows enamored of a particular person who kiss him (or her) manage to manifest the face of their object of affection through their spots? And how does this affect our milk supply when we're already dealing with an abundance of hormones in milk? It's a chain reaction that TDD always look into...despite causing everybody to go insane in the process. Nevertheless, they've sent out their old standby reporter, Omni Scient, to stake out the grounds. You see, a new rumor has popped up that UFO's are spotted in the area late at night picking up this cow to use in strange experiments. In fact, some are thinking the image on the cow is a message from the beings...despite staying away from the real person behind the image so far.

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